Gift for the girlfriend, Need Suggestions

[bball09124 10+ year member]

tell her some poetry.
here's one:

i went on car audio . com baby

because your love makes me crazy

i got the hots for your body

i would never shoot you with a shotty

may i touch your breasteses?

that would be the besteses.

x2

 

[chibahawk 10+ year member]

dick in box

 

[woody89 10+ year member]

tell her some poetry.
here's one:

i went on car audio . com baby

because your love makes me crazy

i got the hots for your body

i would never shoot you with a shotty

may i touch your breasteses?

that would be the besteses.

rofl

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

give her the dicken down of her life and a medicated douche

 

[BoomBoomBoy 10+ year member]

Snap On click type torque wrench

 

[WantedIsHere]

this is a weak topic.... give her the good ole "at least your not a poor black african orphin with aids." speach.... and maybe some prozach

 

[Jacobman 10+ year member]

rofl at poem, lol.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

hysterectomy

 

[DykeOfTulsa]

touch her breasteses

its the besteses

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

Buy her a snake.