getting tested...

[deLeo 10+ year member]

wtf do they actually do? i never been tested before and my girl is making me cuz i cheated on her and she said she cant have *** with me untill i do lmao... i heard they stick a needle down ur peehole? is that true?

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[boomzilla 10+ year member]

wtf lol

 

[Pop da Hatch 10+ year member]

dumb bastard

 

[WALKS UP]

Lol...pics of so called girlfriend ..

 

[Paaco1981 10+ year member]

First they take 2 clamps to hold your pee hole apart, then they take a q-tip and stick it in there and twist it around...stick it in a vial, seal it up , give you a lollipop and some ice cream, and your done.

No I'm kidding I have no idea actually //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[David19 10+ year member]

Don't sweat it.. they will take a sample of your blood from your arm...

 

[boomzilla 10+ year member]

i think they do a blood test

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

You should help out the negroe community by grilling up your testicles and feeding them to some needy black family. At least let them have an appetizer.

 

[ThomasG 5,000+ posts]

you piss in a cup and some swab in the mouth shit. They don't shove anything in your pee whole nowadays.

 

[BoomBoomBoy 10+ year member]

Actually it's not a needle per se, more like a 1/4" stainless steel probe. It stretches your urethra in ways it wasn't meant to be stretched.

I didn't even get a local anestetic. Excruciating pain.

Good Luck!

 

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[Twistid 5,000+ posts]

I had the swab the pee hole type of test, it was excruciatingly painfull... I will pay the $150 to goto a privet lab and get tested next time, I'm never going to the public health clinic ever again.

 

[deLeo 10+ year member]

clinics dont do the blood test? i need to go 2 a lab

 

[Twistid 5,000+ posts]

Not the one in my old city, they did the swab, DONT DO THE SWAB!!!! believe me, you NEVAR want to do the swab!

 

[deLeo 10+ year member]

lol... wtf do they do for a swab? open up ur shit and jam it in there?