captaincheesey
10+ year member
Change is Inevitable
Win
andrew2944r
10+ year member
CarAudio.com Elite
lmao
schweet. Imma write that on my V-day card to supa's mama.
shaneb
10+ year member
CarAudio.com Veteran
//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/clap.gif.178cba2c538c68e720c727fcb024b19c.gif
Let me tell you about a girl I know
Had a drink about an hour ago.
Sitting in a corner by herself in a bar in downtown Hell.
She heard a noise and she looked through the door.
And saw a man she'd never seen before.
Light skin light blue eyes a double chin and a plastic smile.
Well her eyebrow raised as he walked through the door
And took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
"My brand new car is parked right outside. How'd ya like to go for a ride?"
And she said."Wait a minute I have to think."
He said, "That's fine. May I please buy you a drink"
One drink turned into 3 or 4 and they left and got into his car
And they drove away someplace so far.
Now babe the time has come.
How'd ya like to have a little fun?
And she said." If we could only please be on our way, I will not run."
That's when things got out of control.
She didn't want to, he had his way.
She said, "Let's Go"
He said, "No Way!"
Come on babe it's your lucky day.
Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.
Come on baby don't be afraid,
If it wasn't for date **** I'd never get laid.
He finished up and he started the car
He turned around and drove back to the bar.
He said."Now baby don't be sad, in my opinion you weren't half-bad."
She picked up a rock.,threw it at the car, hit him in the head, now he's got a big scar.
Come on you party people won't you listen to me.
Date **** Stylie.
The next day she went to her drawer, looked up her local attorney at law,
Went to the phone and filed the police report and then she took the guy's *** to court.
Well, the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed, " She lies that little ****!"
The judge knew that he was full of shit and he gave him 25 years
And now his heart is filled with tears.
One night in jail it was getting late.
He was butt-***** by a large inmate, and he screamed.
But the guards paid no attention to his cries.
That's when things got out of control.
The moral of the date **** story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny.
But that's the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind,
Even though he now takes it in the behind.
That's the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind,
Even though he now takes it in the behind.
DATE ****
She didn't want to
She didn't want to
She didn't want to
She didn't want to TAKE IT!
Had a drink about an hour ago.
Sitting in a corner by herself in a bar in downtown Hell.
She heard a noise and she looked through the door.
And saw a man she'd never seen before.
Light skin light blue eyes a double chin and a plastic smile.
Well her eyebrow raised as he walked through the door
And took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
"My brand new car is parked right outside. How'd ya like to go for a ride?"
And she said."Wait a minute I have to think."
He said, "That's fine. May I please buy you a drink"
One drink turned into 3 or 4 and they left and got into his car
And they drove away someplace so far.
Now babe the time has come.
How'd ya like to have a little fun?
And she said." If we could only please be on our way, I will not run."
That's when things got out of control.
She didn't want to, he had his way.
She said, "Let's Go"
He said, "No Way!"
Come on babe it's your lucky day.
Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.
Come on baby don't be afraid,
If it wasn't for date **** I'd never get laid.
He finished up and he started the car
He turned around and drove back to the bar.
He said."Now baby don't be sad, in my opinion you weren't half-bad."
She picked up a rock.,threw it at the car, hit him in the head, now he's got a big scar.
Come on you party people won't you listen to me.
Date **** Stylie.
The next day she went to her drawer, looked up her local attorney at law,
Went to the phone and filed the police report and then she took the guy's *** to court.
Well, the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed, " She lies that little ****!"
The judge knew that he was full of shit and he gave him 25 years
And now his heart is filled with tears.
One night in jail it was getting late.
He was butt-***** by a large inmate, and he screamed.
But the guards paid no attention to his cries.
That's when things got out of control.
The moral of the date **** story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny.
But that's the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind,
Even though he now takes it in the behind.
That's the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind,
Even though he now takes it in the behind.
DATE ****
She didn't want to
She didn't want to
She didn't want to
She didn't want to TAKE IT!
- Thread Starter
- #7
I met a senorita and she was so-a sweet-a.
So I approached and asked her for a little dance.
She turned and gave a smile, and then she shook it for a while.
And I knew I had to get into her pants.
So for hours we were grinding.
Her beauty was so blinding.
I suggested to me casa we must go.
And then her body’s ripe and sweaty.
She said “I think I’m ready.”
And that’s when our love had begun to grow.
** I turned on some music salsa.
And spread cologne against my balls and was ready for this girl to meet her doom.
The candles set the mood.
I hope you do not think I’m rude.
As I gently shove the way to pappies room.
I shove my finger up her *** and wipe it on her upper lip.
Ohh – that’s the Dirty Sanchez.
Please do not think that I am jack.
I shove the finger up your ***.
Ohh – love the Dirty Sanchez!
I hope you see the truth, fingers look like a Baby Ruth.
Ohh – it is Dirty Sanchez.
Your life won’t be complete, nothing ever smelled as sweet.
(Sniff in) As The Dirty Sanchez! **
I was looking for a new babe to be my little Sanchez slave.
I found an actress; she was needy as can be (like they all are).
So I put on all my charm, don’t want to cause you no alarm.
But you’re the most Bonita girl I’ve ever seen.
I could not believe my luck.
This little girl was right to pluck.
She was a sweet young thing, but ready for a “trick.”
I had a shot she had one too.
It was the proper thing to do.
And then I gave her hungry brown and she had lived.
I shove my finger up her *** and wipe it on her upper lip.
Ohh – that’s the Dirty Sanchez.
Please do not think that I am jack.
I shove the finger up your ***.
Ohh – love the Dirty Sanchez!
I hope you see the truth, fingers look like a Baby Ruth.
Ohh – it is Dirty Sanchez.
Your life won’t be complete, nothing ever smelled as sweet.
(Sniff in) As The Dirty Sanchez!
My god it was beyond control!
I couldn’t get enough butt hole.
And then I found my perfect little match.
She had a Latin ***; divine.
She promised it would all be mine.
But first she had a certain itch to scratch.
She said “I have one small request to put our love to the test.
You’re my big strong Cabrero, yes it’s true!
I’ll let you ravage my behind but even more if you didn’t mind.
First I’d like to do the same to you!
So, now baby you bend over and you act like my dog Rover.
En tu de negros prepentillo expressiar!”
She pulled out a jar of jelly and then she threw me on my belly
And slathered up my tight anus canal.
She jammed her finger up my ***.
And smeared it on my upper lip.
Ohh that’s a Dirty Sanchez!
It hurt my tender blender not.
The farther up her finger got.
O wow o wow o wow ow Dirty, Dirty Sanchez.
Until the pain came to my eyes.
And a quiver to my thighs.
Surprise! I like the Dirty Sanchez!
That aroma I know well made my heart begin to swell.
Ah, hell! We like the Dirty Sanchez!
She jammed her finger up my ***.
And smeared it on my upper lip.
Ohh that’s a Dirty Sanchez!
I stuck my finger up her *** wiped it clean across my lip.
Oh, yes! It’s the Dirty Sanchez!
Dirty Sanchez!
So I approached and asked her for a little dance.
She turned and gave a smile, and then she shook it for a while.
And I knew I had to get into her pants.
So for hours we were grinding.
Her beauty was so blinding.
I suggested to me casa we must go.
And then her body’s ripe and sweaty.
She said “I think I’m ready.”
And that’s when our love had begun to grow.
** I turned on some music salsa.
And spread cologne against my balls and was ready for this girl to meet her doom.
The candles set the mood.
I hope you do not think I’m rude.
As I gently shove the way to pappies room.
I shove my finger up her *** and wipe it on her upper lip.
Ohh – that’s the Dirty Sanchez.
Please do not think that I am jack.
I shove the finger up your ***.
Ohh – love the Dirty Sanchez!
I hope you see the truth, fingers look like a Baby Ruth.
Ohh – it is Dirty Sanchez.
Your life won’t be complete, nothing ever smelled as sweet.
(Sniff in) As The Dirty Sanchez! **
I was looking for a new babe to be my little Sanchez slave.
I found an actress; she was needy as can be (like they all are).
So I put on all my charm, don’t want to cause you no alarm.
But you’re the most Bonita girl I’ve ever seen.
I could not believe my luck.
This little girl was right to pluck.
She was a sweet young thing, but ready for a “trick.”
I had a shot she had one too.
It was the proper thing to do.
And then I gave her hungry brown and she had lived.
I shove my finger up her *** and wipe it on her upper lip.
Ohh – that’s the Dirty Sanchez.
Please do not think that I am jack.
I shove the finger up your ***.
Ohh – love the Dirty Sanchez!
I hope you see the truth, fingers look like a Baby Ruth.
Ohh – it is Dirty Sanchez.
Your life won’t be complete, nothing ever smelled as sweet.
(Sniff in) As The Dirty Sanchez!
My god it was beyond control!
I couldn’t get enough butt hole.
And then I found my perfect little match.
She had a Latin ***; divine.
She promised it would all be mine.
But first she had a certain itch to scratch.
She said “I have one small request to put our love to the test.
You’re my big strong Cabrero, yes it’s true!
I’ll let you ravage my behind but even more if you didn’t mind.
First I’d like to do the same to you!
So, now baby you bend over and you act like my dog Rover.
En tu de negros prepentillo expressiar!”
She pulled out a jar of jelly and then she threw me on my belly
And slathered up my tight anus canal.
She jammed her finger up my ***.
And smeared it on my upper lip.
Ohh that’s a Dirty Sanchez!
It hurt my tender blender not.
The farther up her finger got.
O wow o wow o wow ow Dirty, Dirty Sanchez.
Until the pain came to my eyes.
And a quiver to my thighs.
Surprise! I like the Dirty Sanchez!
That aroma I know well made my heart begin to swell.
Ah, hell! We like the Dirty Sanchez!
She jammed her finger up my ***.
And smeared it on my upper lip.
Ohh that’s a Dirty Sanchez!
I stuck my finger up her *** wiped it clean across my lip.
Oh, yes! It’s the Dirty Sanchez!
Dirty Sanchez!
jco1385
5,000+ posts
expert jcologist
i read the first one. i'm not readin all that other shit //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif
and the first one was 100% WINNARZ
and the first one was 100% WINNARZ
Selection, perversion, infection
Violation, elevation, desecration
Bleed on me
I've taken all your trust in me
and thrown it away
Plead for me
I've stained your pride
But you still want me to stay
I'll pick you up and throw you down
Shove your face into the ground
I'll make you sick and make you crawl
Walk, run, fall
****
Bleed on me
Painless injection of apathy
Needing me
Comedy of the tragedy
I'll break you in and break you down
Watch you fade without a sound
I'll make you sick and make you crawl
Walk, run, fall
There's something real
I know you feel it
Do you feel it?
I have a secret
You must embrace it
You'll have to face it
I'll tell the truth
You know you like it
I know you'll love it
You know it's time
The seed was planted
Bleed on me....BITCH
****
Bleed on me
I've taken all your trust in me
and thrown it away
Plead for me
I've stained your pride
But you still want me to stay
I'll pick you up and throw you down
Shove your face into the ground
I'll make you sick and make you crawl
Walk, run, fall
****
Violation, elevation, desecration
Bleed on me
I've taken all your trust in me
and thrown it away
Plead for me
I've stained your pride
But you still want me to stay
I'll pick you up and throw you down
Shove your face into the ground
I'll make you sick and make you crawl
Walk, run, fall
****
Bleed on me
Painless injection of apathy
Needing me
Comedy of the tragedy
I'll break you in and break you down
Watch you fade without a sound
I'll make you sick and make you crawl
Walk, run, fall
There's something real
I know you feel it
Do you feel it?
I have a secret
You must embrace it
You'll have to face it
I'll tell the truth
You know you like it
I know you'll love it
You know it's time
The seed was planted
Bleed on me....BITCH
****
Bleed on me
I've taken all your trust in me
and thrown it away
Plead for me
I've stained your pride
But you still want me to stay
I'll pick you up and throw you down
Shove your face into the ground
I'll make you sick and make you crawl
Walk, run, fall
****
- Thread Starter
- #10
whoa, I feel dirty after reading that ^^^^^^//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/redface.gif.62fdbfe1a101588a808c4cff71bcb942.gif
Anyhow:
I wanna see your pussy - everybody says it's nice
Can I come and visit - I'll be at your house tonight
They tell me it's soft to touch and really smooth
I can hardly wait to feel that pussy too
You wanna play with pussy all the time
To hide that kinda pussy is a crime
You say your pussy's clever and so slick
But I think that your pussy's kinda sick
I wanna bet your pussy ain't as pretty as mine
I don't hide my pussy like you do all the time
My pussy's just the sweetest thing that you've ever seen
Compared to mine your pussy's really ugly and mean
I bring my pussy everywhere I go
To watch my little pussy is a show
You say your pussy's clever and so slick
But I think that your pussy's really thick
She turns into a tiger when she's ready to eat
My pussy's always hungry for a big chunk of meat
So lay your little pussy right next to mine
You can bring her over round dinnertime
My pussy is the hippest thing around
She's always been the talk of the town
You say your pussy's clever and so slick
But I think that your pussy's mighty thick (miauw, baby)
I wanna see your pussy show it to me
Let me see your pussy show it to me
Show me your pussy show it to me
I wanna pet your pussy show it to me
Anyhow:
I wanna see your pussy - everybody says it's nice
Can I come and visit - I'll be at your house tonight
They tell me it's soft to touch and really smooth
I can hardly wait to feel that pussy too
You wanna play with pussy all the time
To hide that kinda pussy is a crime
You say your pussy's clever and so slick
But I think that your pussy's kinda sick
I wanna bet your pussy ain't as pretty as mine
I don't hide my pussy like you do all the time
My pussy's just the sweetest thing that you've ever seen
Compared to mine your pussy's really ugly and mean
I bring my pussy everywhere I go
To watch my little pussy is a show
You say your pussy's clever and so slick
But I think that your pussy's really thick
She turns into a tiger when she's ready to eat
My pussy's always hungry for a big chunk of meat
So lay your little pussy right next to mine
You can bring her over round dinnertime
My pussy is the hippest thing around
She's always been the talk of the town
You say your pussy's clever and so slick
But I think that your pussy's mighty thick (miauw, baby)
I wanna see your pussy show it to me
Let me see your pussy show it to me
Show me your pussy show it to me
I wanna pet your pussy show it to me
Activity
No one is currently typing a reply...
