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<blockquote data-quote="IamDeMan" data-source="post: 5581270" data-attributes="member: 557673">Let me tell you about a girl I knowHad a drink about an hour ago.Sitting in a corner by herself in a bar in downtown Hell.She heard a noise and she looked through the door.And saw a man she&#039;d never seen before.Light skin light blue eyes a double chin and a plastic smile.Well her eyebrow raised as he walked through the doorAnd took an empty seat next to her at the bar.&quot;My brand new car is parked right outside. How&#039;d ya like to go for a ride?&quot;And she said.&quot;Wait a minute I have to think.&quot;He said, &quot;That&#039;s fine. May I please buy you a drink&quot;One drink turned into 3 or 4 and they left and got into his carAnd they drove away someplace so far.Now babe the time has come.How&#039;d ya like to have a little fun?And she said.&quot; If we could only please be on our way, I will not run.&quot;That&#039;s when things got out of control.She didn&#039;t want to, he had his way.She said, &quot;Let&#039;s Go&quot;He said, &quot;No Way!&quot;Come on babe it&#039;s your lucky day.Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.Come on baby don&#039;t be afraid,If it wasn&#039;t for date **** I&#039;d never get laid.He finished up and he started the carHe turned around and drove back to the bar.He said.&quot;Now baby don&#039;t be sad, in my opinion you weren&#039;t half-bad.&quot;She picked up a rock.,threw it at the car, hit him in the head, now he&#039;s got a big scar.Come on you party people won&#039;t you listen to me.Date **** Stylie.The next day she went to her drawer, looked up her local attorney at law,Went to the phone and filed the police report and then she took the guy&#039;s *** to court.Well, the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed, &quot; She lies that little ****!&quot;The judge knew that he was full of shit and he gave him 25 yearsAnd now his heart is filled with tears.One night in jail it was getting late.He was butt-***** by a large inmate, and he screamed.But the guards paid no attention to his cries.That&#039;s when things got out of control.The moral of the date **** story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny.But that&#039;s the way it had to be.They locked him up and threw away the key.Well, I can&#039;t take pity on men of his kind,Even though he now takes it in the behind.That&#039;s the way it had to be.They locked him up and threw away the key.Well, I can&#039;t take pity on men of his kind,Even though he now takes it in the behind.DATE ****She didn&#039;t want toShe didn&#039;t want toShe didn&#039;t want toShe didn&#039;t want to TAKE IT!</blockquote>

[QUOTE="IamDeMan, post: 5581270, member: 557673"] Let me tell you about a girl I know Had a drink about an hour ago. Sitting in a corner by herself in a bar in downtown Hell. She heard a noise and she looked through the door. And saw a man she'd never seen before. Light skin light blue eyes a double chin and a plastic smile. Well her eyebrow raised as he walked through the door And took an empty seat next to her at the bar. "My brand new car is parked right outside. How'd ya like to go for a ride?" And she said."Wait a minute I have to think." He said, "That's fine. May I please buy you a drink" One drink turned into 3 or 4 and they left and got into his car And they drove away someplace so far. Now babe the time has come. How'd ya like to have a little fun? And she said." If we could only please be on our way, I will not run." That's when things got out of control. She didn't want to, he had his way. She said, "Let's Go" He said, "No Way!" Come on babe it's your lucky day. Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way. Come on baby don't be afraid, If it wasn't for date **** I'd never get laid. He finished up and he started the car He turned around and drove back to the bar. He said."Now baby don't be sad, in my opinion you weren't half-bad." She picked up a rock.,threw it at the car, hit him in the head, now he's got a big scar. Come on you party people won't you listen to me. Date **** Stylie. The next day she went to her drawer, looked up her local attorney at law, Went to the phone and filed the police report and then she took the guy's *** to court. Well, the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed, " She lies that little ****!" The judge knew that he was full of shit and he gave him 25 years And now his heart is filled with tears. One night in jail it was getting late. He was butt-***** by a large inmate, and he screamed. But the guards paid no attention to his cries. That's when things got out of control. The moral of the date **** story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny. But that's the way it had to be. They locked him up and threw away the key. Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind, Even though he now takes it in the behind. That's the way it had to be. They locked him up and threw away the key. Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind, Even though he now takes it in the behind. DATE **** She didn't want to She didn't want to She didn't want to She didn't want to TAKE IT! [/QUOTE]

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