Funny Sayings !! ??

[wew lad 5,000+ posts]

Not shit.
I just jerked it on the drive home tonight, because my gf didn't finish giving me a handjob by the time we got to her house.

Was quite the experience

this is cringeworthy

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

Its all fun and games until you get caught in a zipper.

you can say that again

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

you kill roaches by spraying raid.

you kill haters by getting paid. son

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

the weak shall be eaten

 

[Massive spl]

Not shit.
I just jerked it on the drive home tonight, because my boyfriend didn't finish giving me a handjob by the time we got to his house.

Was quite the experience

Lol^

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

Lol^

trying to hard bro

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

Its all fun and games until you get caught in a zipper.

I had basketball shorts on. It was all good.

Busted my nut on a burgerking napkin I had

this is cringeworthy

You ain't heard nothing yet

you kill roaches by spraying raid.
you kill haters by getting paid. son

Done.

Last paycheck from Kmart was $480

Lol^

Sorry bro, not into you

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

I had basketball shorts on. It was all good.
Busted my nut on a burgerking napkin I had

You ain't heard nothing yet

Done.

Last paycheck from Kmart was $480

Sorry bro, not into you

Feel sorry for the bro who says OOH BURGER KING! and reaches in the bag. lmao

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

... shines like a diamond in a goats ass

 

[DJSlowfets]

Hes a fruity tooty..

 

[audiobaun 5,000+ posts]

Its hotter than two weasels fvkin in a wool sack Junior!!

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

Feel sorry for the bro who says OOH BURGER KING! and reaches in the bag. lmao

I had already thrown the burgerking bag away. Just had the napkins stored in my sunglasses holder. Threw the napkins away when I got home

 

[Boomin_tahoe 5,000+ posts]

wtf is goin on in here

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

wtf is goin on in here

adulbrich being adulbrich

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

adulbrich being adulbrich

Truth.