Funny Sayings !! ??

[C1500martin 10+ year member]

fuck Youre so ugly scorpion yells STAY OVER THERE!

 

[wew lad 5,000+ posts]

are you on to something ?

why yes i am.

 

[big scott]

why yes i am.

no that was a BAD dream.

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

Ran out of multiquotes, but here goes

I'd tell you about my dick but that shits a long story.

Lil wayne said that. My favorite quote by him is "Got so much coke you gonna need another nose"

Auctioneers are proof that white guys could rap if they try hard enough.

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Do you know which sexual position produces the ugliest children? (No.) Ask your mom.

That's good shit right there

its ashame too i love racist jokes. amy schumer is so hot for a fat chick.

I wouldn't consider her fat

She sucked my dick so hard I had to pull the couch cushion out my ass

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Ain't it funny how the colors red, blue, and white represent freedom until they are flashing behind your car?

2tru

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger! Then it hit me.

Your humor is so tactful

If a bird had a radio up his azz, there would be music in the sky.-------------------------------------------------------------------------

If a frog had a glass azz, it would break every jump.

That was gayer than getting fucked in the ass

How do you turn your dishwasher into a floor cleaner?
Hand her a broom

My wife told me the other day I should see things the way a woman does.

So I went and looked out the kitchen window

LOL! Ran out of likes, but that was funny

Guns don't kill people. Spouses that come home early from work, with guns, kill people.

Once again, ran out of likes.

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

BitchU

Supid

Huh?

And America picked 2 of them. I hope we dont make the mistake a 3rd time. "3rd times the charm" wont work with this one

Bush over Obama

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

Lil wayne said that. My favorite quote by him is "Got so much coke you gonna need another nose"

yep

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

That was gayer than getting fucked in the ass

yeah he aint to bright. whats up with all the disliked post douchbag?

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

yeah he aint to bright. whats up with all the disliked post douchbag?

I don't know. Disliking a post basically says "I'm a little bitch"

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

I don't know. Disliking a post basically says "I'm a little bitch"

they let you back in the pit yet?

 

[rfluvinmf 10+ year member]

yeah he aint to bright. whats up with all the disliked post douchbag?

Didn't know I had to like everything posted. It's douchebag not douchbag. Next time you attempt to call names, make sure it's spelled correctly.

 

[rfluvinmf 10+ year member]

I don't know. Disliking a post basically says "I'm a little bitch"

The dumbest sh1t I've seen on the forum in awhile.

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

Didn't know I had to like everything posted. It's douchebag not douchbag. Next time you attempt to call names, make sure it's spelled correctly.

eat shit.

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

Didn't know I had to like everything posted. It's douchebag not douchbag. Next time you attempt to call names, make sure it's spelled correctly.

you dont have to like anything. but you dislike like a bitch. so are you chick? or homo?

 

[rfluvinmf 10+ year member]

you dont have to like anything. but you dislike like a bitch. so are you chick? or homo?

I'm glad you picked words you could spell. You take your pick, I'll be either one. 

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eat shit.

What flavor do you prefer?

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

really