Funny Sayings !! ??

[Boomin_tahoe 5,000+ posts]

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger! Then it hit me.

 

[DJSlowfets]

When talking to someone who is clearly beneath you, 1,000,000 sperm and you were the fastest ?

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

cop walks up to window "Any drugs or alcohol?" Me: "No thanks, im already fucking wasted"

"Officer, i only had one beer...after another".

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

Oh yeah, I bet you could suck the chrome off a bumper

a tailer hitch ball

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

check your pm's honky

the fuck you just call me cracker!

 

[rfluvinmf 10+ year member]

If a bird had a radio up his azz, there would be music in the sky.

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If a frog had a glass azz, it would break every jump.

 

[rfluvinmf 10+ year member]

Stick your hand in my plate, you gonna draw back a nub.

Keep fvcking w/me, you're gonna have 3 feet. You're gonna walk on 2 & the other 1 gonna be stuck up your azz.

 

[AnthonyO 10+ year member]

Me: Keep fucking with me and I'm gonna give you $125

You: $125 for what?

Me: To get my foot removed from your ass

 

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing. She's already been told twice

 

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Why are women's feet smaller than a mans?

So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

yeah im always telling folks i'm gonna break my foot off in there ass

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

[/color]What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing. She's already been told twice

 

 

Oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[AnthonyO 10+ year member]

How do you turn your dishwasher into a floor cleaner?

Hand her a broom

My wife told me the other day I should see things the way a woman does.

So I went and looked out the kitchen window

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

Obama loves America like O.J. loved Nicole.

 

[AnthonyO 10+ year member]

One

Big

Ass

Mistake

America

 

[macsdad 10+ year member]

I am going to beat you until you beg me to kill you, like giving a monkey a shot gun, evertime you talk, I smell v a g i n a, the more I teach you, the dumber I get. Buy you clothes, teach you to read, then I send you to school, and you eat the teacher, then howl at the moon. John Wayne toilet paper, rough, tough, and don't take crap off of nobody. If brains was bullets, you couldn't load a shotgun......

 

[macsdad 10+ year member]

If you love someone set them free. If they come back it's because no one else wanted them.

If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back, hunt them down, and kill them.