Funny Sayings !! ??

[Jbake1975]

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Cause the grass tickles their balls.

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

This ones fucked up, i got hit for this one.

I asked your mom what her favorite part of your childhood was, and she said "the cum running down her leg."

 

[Jbake1975]

You're so ugly it looks like someone set your face on fire and stomped it out with baseball cleats.

 

[DJSlowfets]

This thread is perfect, wait till the early birds wake up to read this xD

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

You're so ugly it looks like someone set your face on fire and stomped it out with baseball cleats.

lol, i ran out of likes

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

This thread is perfect, wait till the early birds wake up to read this xD

I am almost positive you are an AE or have an AE.

 

[DJSlowfets]

I am almost positive you are an AE or have an AE.

Not trolling what does that abbreviation mean?

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

Ok, i gotta do one "yo momma"

"Yo momma's so poor, i saw her walking down the street with only one shoe. I asked her if she lost one, and she said "no I found one"

 

[DJSlowfets]

Anyone know what slo ride meant??

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

Not trolling what does that abbreviation mean?

alternate username?

 

[Jbake1975]

lol, i ran out of likes

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[DJSlowfets]

alternate username?

AU I could understand, If thats what he means I think he thinks JBake is me, lol it is coincidental but not me lol i come here to ask questions and share new music uploads not troll.

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

Im trying to refrain from "certain" jokes...

its ashame too i love racist jokes. amy schumer is so hot for a fat chick.

 

[DJSlowfets]

And JBake has waaaay nicer equipment than me lol. I dont have $300 for a headunit. I payed 120 for mine at wallyworld

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

Anyone know what slo ride meant??

shhh its not important.

 

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AU I could understand, If thats what he means I think he thinks JBake is me, lol it is coincidental but not me lol i come here to ask questions and share new music uploads not troll.

no