Funny Sayings !! ??

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

I'm so bad, if you're on the phone with God himself, and I'm calling, you better see what the fuck I WANT.

 

[Jbake1975]

Never argue with a fool.People might not know the difference.

 

[Kangaroux 5,000+ posts]

Jesus tap dancing christ

Christ on a bike

 

[Jbake1975]

I'm not bad but the bad don't fvck with me.

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

Yeah, we can fight dude, but I'm tellin' you there's only gonna be 3 hits. Me hittin' you, you hittin' the fuckin' ground, and the ambulance hittin' 80

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

Never argue with a fool.People might not know the difference.

tru shit

 

[DJSlowfets]

Yeah, we can fight dude, but I'm tellin' you there's only gonna be 3 hits. Me hittin' you, you hittin' the fuckin' ground, and the ambulance hittin' 90

Have heard that one but never with that twist lololol !!!

 

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tru shit

2Chainz...is that you?

 

[Jbake1975]

Beer is proof God Loves us and wants us to be happy.

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

I'd tell you about my dick but that shits a long story.

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

And of course, higher than giraffe/bird pussy

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

Have heard that one but never with that twist lololol !!! 

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2Chainz...is that you?

Two Chainz!!!!

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

I'd tell you about my dick but that shits a long story.

haha

 

[Jbake1975]

I used to tell my gpa i was gonna ''kick his azz''..He'd say ''You'll do it or tell a god damm lie''..I always got a kick outta that //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

(Yeah, Im 6'5") I didn't know they piled shit that high.

(ive got a headache/head hurts) If i had a head like that it would ache/hurt too.

 

[DJSlowfets]

(Yeah, Im 6'5") I didn't know they piled shit that high.
(ive got a headache/head hurts) If i had a head like that it would ache/hurt too.

Holy sh*t xD lol