Funny Sayings !! ??

[DJSlowfets]

Hey just wanna hear your guys' funny sayings dont care how raunchy or effed up they are. Just want some new material xD

For example, Im so broke I cant afford to pay attention or I bet he beats his meat like it owes him money.

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[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

its hotter than two dogs fucking

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

fucked up like a football bat

 

[Boomin_tahoe 5,000+ posts]

Oh christ....

This is worse than yo momma jokes.

 

[Jbake1975]

You ******** so much your dlck filed a restraining order against your hands.

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

I'm more fucked up than a little (starts with n) boys bike

 

[DJSlowfets]

Hahahaha yes lets keep this one going xD

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

I might be some dumb but I'm not plum dumb

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

does a one legged duck swim in a circle? (as in does a bear shit in the woods)

 

[Boomin_tahoe 5,000+ posts]

He's nuttier than squirrel turds

 

[DJSlowfets]

These ones are making me laugh out loud xD

 

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I wish I could be on jury duty on April fool’s day.

 

[Jbake1975]

Hit you with so many lefts you'll beg for a right.

 

[DJSlowfets]

Lets eat, Lets eat, Fvck the bread pass the meat !

 

[Jbake1975]

Put knots on your head faster than the good lord can swell em.

 

[DJSlowfets]

I fight people like you on the way to the fight