funny ricer story

bottom line is "ricers" in my book are a total joke, but by no means are all imports ricers...i have just as much respect for a fast import than i do for a nice muscle car (not saying id drive an import, just not my thing) its the guys that strap wings on to keep their 18 second car on the ground at ultra high speeds that crack me up
i argree with you there, however i do think that some people stereotype imports to be "Ricers"

 
i argree with you there, however i do think that some people stereotype imports to be "Ricers"
yea definetly, and i gotta say the best thing around here to see is when the "domestic rice" (aka mustangs with euros and tiny v6's) get dusted by a force fed civic

 
"dont be a foo, yo. Everybody knows dat ode skoo shit cant hang" he tells me.

Now Im pissed. Insulted. I said: Lookit here, junior, i'll pull my olds cutlass out of the garage and make your shit look like it was going backwards. No noss, no turbo, no stickers and no body kit is gonna help you beat the "ODE SKOO" cars, DAWG. And the same goes for any of your other retard car driving friends.

Ill have you and your homies wetting your pants with fear before we ever hit second gear. You have 6 grand worth of shit bolted onto a 1000 dollar car that was perfectly good when you got it, and now it looks, sounds and drives like ***. Get the **** out of my garage

CLASSIC!!!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 
bottom line is "ricers" in my book are a total joke, but by no means are all imports ricers...i have just as much respect for a fast import than i do for a nice muscle car (not saying id drive an import, just not my thing) its the guys that strap wings on to keep their 18 second car on the ground at ultra high speeds that crack me up
i hope you mean something like this is "rice"

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and not this...

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i like it how he makes it seem as if every Acura/Honda is a ricer, of course his modded olds is going to beat a stock integra or civic. big deal, he most likely forgot to mention the story where he gets beat by an import......imagine that.

Let me ask just TWO simple questions. How big is your exhaust ? How big is your exhaust tip ?

 
At least this is semi-clean. It still has overly large rims (there's a point where more rim != more performance), and it looks like it has a pretty large exhaust TIP. Not to mention it's probably still slow as ****.

Ricers polish the outside of their engine, racers polish the inside.

 
This looks sooooooooooooooooooooo much better.
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I agree //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

Nice story, good laugh. Seems to be your average rice teenager.

I dont care what kind of rice it is, I hate it. A little more respect for the guy that REALLY knows what hes doing though. But he still drives a ricer, so not a lot of respect. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 
I'd have to agree with Mike on this one...but it comes down to personal preference //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif
yes it does so stop critizing people who make their car look/sound nice rather than perform...

and those rims look perfect if not better than perfect on the civic IMO...

 
yes it does so stop critizing people who make their car look/sound nice rather than perform...


and those rims look perfect if not better than perfect on the civic IMO...

Those rims are to big. And no, people that make their car look/sound nice ARE ricers. They are - that's practically the definition.

 
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