Funny Bumper stickers

[blackbonnie 5,000+ posts]

one on a huge lifted truck

"no bags, no switches, no fat *****es"

 

[jaredspl 10+ year member]

not really a bumper sticker but today I saw a pair of the flesh colored fake balls hanging from the trailer hitch of a hillbillies truck.

 

[blazinb2000 10+ year member]

Thinking about buying one for my scooter that says "got 100mpg?"

Also a buddy of mine bought one that says "I watch gay ****" and stuck it on a fellow coworkers bumper. Guy didn't notice for about a week and said he was wondering why he kept getting weird looks while driving...

 

[Motley 10+ year member]

"Byte Me"

 

[jdc753 10+ year member]

"Guns kill people like a spoon made rosie odonnel fat"

Seen that one a little while back and cracked up on the spot, was great. Some really good ones in here so far.

One that I saw that I thought was pretty good was on a Big GMC dually, was in the back window and said "Yes it's my truck, and no you can't drive it" Confused by this as I passed, then noticed it was a chic driving the massive truck. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[johndoe1234 10+ year member]

When in doubt... FLOOR IT

Its gods job to punish Osama but its our job to arrange the meeting

(On a duelly cummins)Real trucks dont have spark plugs

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

i saw one that said " guns dont kill, monkey's with gun's kill" i was like //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[Steven206Seattl 10+ year member]

"speed kills, drive a hyundai live forever"

"Your Kid May Be An Honor Student But You're Still An Idiot."

"My kid beat up your honor roll student"

I've seen a lot but can't remember them

edit: remembered one

"I Don't Need Kids, I Married One"

 

[mil81 10+ year member]

My dad in law has one with the little calvin holding his wang looking all confused. It says, "You can't piss on what you can't catch".

 

[RE_XXX]

My buddy has one on his Dodge Cummins Diesel that says

"Id Rather Be Cummin Than Strokin"

& Another dodge that said

"Dodge The Father, Ram The Daughter"

Another that says (if you guys get it)(think of classic chevy mottos)

Ill Run Over Your Rock and Stop Your Heartbeat

"Blood, Sweat and BEERS"

 

[blazinb2000 10+ year member]

Around here all the hick girls have stickers saying "this ain't no boys truck" on the back of their big 4x4 trucks. And another one I have seen is "horn broken watch for the finger" on the back of an elderly mans truck...

 

[kombat96 10+ year member]

on a chicks car:if your gonna ride my asz, then at least pull my hair

lol

one time i was going to dinner with the fam and a car had a big sticker of the shocker on the back window and my mom said "whats that mean?"

haha umm i dont really know mom pfft haha

Ohh she knows. she was just checkin' you up:laugh:

 

[blazinb2000 10+ year member]

Ohh she knows. she was just checkin' you up:laugh:

I agree, parents know more than you think

 

[RE_XXX]

I agree, parents know more than you think

HARDLY!!!!

I was talkin with a buddy on here through text last year during thanks giving dinner, and my phone was next to my mom while i was upstairs. THE WHOLE FAMILY WAS THERE (30+ people), and my mom reads the text:

(We were talkin about trading an amp)

Okay Seth, how about the amp and a Rim Job

And my mom yells outloud...SETH WHATS A RIMJOB??? the whole house went quiet...

 

[blazinb2000 10+ year member]

HARDLY!!!!
I was talkin with a buddy on here through text last year during thanks giving dinner, and my phone was next to my mom while i was upstairs. THE WHOLE FAMILY WAS THERE (30+ people), and my mom reads the text:

(We were talkin about trading an amp)

Okay Seth, how about the amp and a Rim Job

And my mom yells outloud...SETH WHATS A RIMJOB??? the whole house went quiet...

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif maybe I was wrong...