Funny Bumper stickers

[jdawg90 10+ year member]

what are some funny bumper stickers you've seen?

Some of my favorites are:

"Lift it.....fat girls can't jump"

"Guns kill people like a spoon made rosie odonnel fat"

"50mpg... no batteries required" on a tdi jetta

"d.a.m.m. drunks against mad mothers"

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[_DjScrew_ 5,000+ posts]

"guess whose in the trunk"

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

Saw one that was spelled incorrectly the other day:

"I LOVE ANIMALS

Their Delicious!"

One the back of a jacked-up 4x4 I saw:

"Mud slut - If you've got the nuts stay in my ruts!"

 

[mil81 10+ year member]

Not as funny as the rest but...

"When hell freezes over, I'll sled there too!!!"

 

[bryce-man 10+ year member]

on a chicks car:

if your gonna ride my asz, then at least pull my hair

lol

one time i was going to dinner with the fam and a car had a big sticker of the shocker on the back window and my mom said "whats that mean?"

haha umm i dont really know mom pfft haha

 

[Rich B 5,000+ posts]

 

[_DjScrew_ 5,000+ posts]

blank bumperstickers ftl

 

[kicker33 10+ year member]

2008 No-bama.

 

[RE_XXX]

"Monica Lewinski's Ex Boyfriends Wife 4 President"

"My Kid Got Your Honor Student Pregnant"

"If Your Gonna Ride My ***, Atleast Pull My Hair"

 

[Rich B 5,000+ posts]

blank bumperstickers ftl

Blank?

 

[JeepSound 10+ year member]

Blank?

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[Safe-N-Sound215 10+ year member]

I saw one on one of the hillbillies trucks down here that said

"If I'd of known this,

I would have picked my own cotton."

Wrong, but still funny.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

"Gun Control is hitting your target"

 

[blazinb2000 10+ year member]

Honk if you're horny

 

[▼)Ñ╩fZΣµ& 10+ year member]

Hummers are gay