Funniest/Dumbest C/A Shit Youve Heard

[Farmacist 10+ year member]

AHAHAHAHAThis one made me laugh hard.

So true. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

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//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gif haha that guys whole life is an EPIC FAIL, and I can say that by just reading a couple of the posts hes made

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

All amplifiers sound the same.

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[Cravingbass123]

lol i have never seen this thread before.

if i told you guys two of those most retarded things ive heard car audio related you'd shit yourselves.

 

[bread0710 10+ year member]

lol i have never seen this thread before.
if i told you guys two of those most retarded things ive heard car audio related you'd shit yourselves.

haha do it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

 

[psych0ticnemes1 5,000+ posts]

See my sig.

 

[JL Audio 5,000+ posts]

I kid you not...

"I can take that amp and get 8000 watts out of it I bet ya "

at a flea market where my friend was selling a jensen 300w amp..

Then I got into an argument with the guy's friend about there not being a 20,000 watt orion amp...

holy

Also he asked my friend if the pionners he was selling were regular pioneers or pioneer kickers.. :/ wtf?

 

[bread0710 10+ year member]

guy told me he knew someone that had two 15s and two 12s in a car. and the 15s were ment to be felt not heard, and the 12s were for the higher bass.

 

[stuckinok 5,000+ posts]

I had a guy at work tell me that my system was almost a good as his stock bose system in his Escalade.

 

[Cravingbass123]

ok here it goes,

when i first got my ssx 18 a almost two years ago, my friend alex, who is kinda into audio, (we put a nice alpine setup in his ride,) kept saying and sketching himself out while riding in my car that 18 inch woofers are illegal, this made me and everybody else who witnessed him sketching out about this think he is rolling on acid or something. he wouldnt stop mentioning it for 2 months, he was so sure of himself. finally i purposely got pulled over by a cop and alex was with me and told the officer to tell his disillusional *** that 18 inch woofers are not illegal lmao.

ok heres the most retarded one i have,

my friends shop was getting real busy a few weeks ago, so i took customers and helped sell some stuff to them, well these two kids, 10th grades who just got their cars, come in saying they want the head unit, door speakers and two subs, blah blah blah. so i start showing them the re's, ma's, l7's and jl woofers and so they start tapping the cones on em like everyone does,,,,, well one of the says "hey why is the surface of this sub so hard, how can the cone wiggle and move to move my cars air and create bass, the cone is supposed to be very soft to change shape", i acted like a jackass and acted all suprised and said "oh man you are right, the cone is supposed to feel like a waterbed!!!, none of these subs here do!!! i think we have defects! hold on" so i told the kid to come to my jeep outside and lets see if my cones are like jello, so i let him tap my re's cones after opening the trunk and then tell him to get in! so we turn on my jeep and im like "lets see if i have bass" and i go through my play lists and find 34hz test tone. and let it rip and this kid acts like hes never heard bass hahaha and jumps up sticks his head out the window, then realizes he can just open the door to get out lmao.

after that i told him yeah i guess the coil in the subs move the woofer in and out and that makes the bass!!!!! he agreed after that

job well done

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

Anything Chase007 has typed.

 

[302yota 10+ year member]

one of my friends had me build his box and put his system in his yukon, it was 2 cvr 15's on one of the black hifonics 1600 wt amp (refurbished)....well after hooking everything up it sounded good and all but as soon as he left (with another friend, who i'm sure messed with some settings), i get a phone call "hey man, my subs started making a bad screeching and popping noise, so i called one of my buddies and he said that you should have broke the amp in, before turning it up"........

i just laughed, and told him to send his amp back and get that guy to hook it up

 

[undeadxsunshine 10+ year member]

My one friend, who is a dj and stuff, was telling me i should get MTX subs for my car because they're some of the best subs out there. I tried telling him they're not that great but he didn't believe me.

I think at this point I know more about the technical side of his DJ stuff than he does, me and his dad talk about it and a lot of it goes right over his head.

 

[mcsoul 10+ year member]

Anything Chase007 has typed.

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[FoxPro5 5,000+ posts]

All amplifiers sound the same.
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All threads about amplifiers having sound or sounding the same are the same and sound the same every time. Sounds like we need more of them because people just don't know how to listen.

 

[TKCARAUDIO 10+ year member]

Some kid come into my store and said to me

" I need some legacy 15s and a legacy amp" I havent heard anything that sounds better than my legacy 12s and 500 watt legacy amp... We walked out back to my tahoe and he heard 2 10s pound 10 times harder then his Legacy stuff... Needless to say he left with 2 solo 10s and 1500.1 kicker amp //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif