Funniest/Dumbest C/A Shit Youve Heard

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

hey *** i didn't say he called them that i said thats what they are i don't remember the exact names of them

You're full of shit

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

2 15" Tumult's in a vented box with several .75" holes in it will get you evicted.

 

[tRiGgEr 5,000+ posts]

an old friend of mine went to an audio shop with his system he installed in his conv. mustang...two jl audio 12's in a sealed truck box in the trunk...he told them it wasnt loud enough for him and that he could barely hear them even with the top up.
they recommended giving the subs "more air space"....my friend then proceeded to raise the box off the floor of the trunk using 2x4 wooden blocks....//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

he told me, while showing me what he did, "it didn't make any difference....those guys at the audio shop are stupid":crazy:

LOL please tell me you helped him...

Down firing box is the only way to go.

 

[Bass Addict 10+ year member]

i dont believe those audio guys are more stupid than cartronics in madison tn,real pro's down there lol,one second they tell you,oh you need a cap,they see you looking at kinetik batteries,then they are like,oh wait,you need that battery instead lol,and proceed to tell you they can build the ultimate box for $250.00 //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif allso one time i asked them if they carry any kenwood amps,they said no,but had one hooked up on the display //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif oh yea,when they said i needed a cap,i explained to them that only my 4 buttons on my alpine 9825 were the ones dimming,yea,im sure a cap would fix dat lol lol

 

[01 S 10 10+ year member]

a buddy told me he's going to replace the fuses on his amp with larger ones so it will put out more power at a lower ohm load when he cranks it up real loud //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

or how about fitting a 9cf box inside a REGULAR CAB COLORADO! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

 

[Loud3 10+ year member]

That you can blow speakers by underpowering them.

 

[01 S 10 10+ year member]

That you can blow speakers by underpowering them.

yep lol, i hear that shit all the time. trying to explain what is actually happening is like talking to a fckin tree.

 

[mustangowner 10+ year member]

LOL please tell me you helped him...
Down firing box is the only way to go.

I did in fact help him...he understood the meaning of "air space" afterwards

 

[01 S 10 10+ year member]

how about someone telling me they had 2 10"s, 2 12"s AND 2 15"s in a mustang "back when he was in school" and it was sooooo loud it blew out the back glass twice! ....like omg... fckin retard

another person told me they had 3 kicker comp 12"s, 1 was inverted. had them on about 5,000 watts in a hatchback and blew the glass out on that at SBN. ...yeah.. okaayyyyy

 

[Intrepid Bass 10+ year member]

That a JL Audio W7 made a car moved 4 inches out of the garage at max volume.

 

[Bass Addict 10+ year member]

i had this dude tell me one time that his system was soo loud,it vibrated the paint right off his vehicle

 

[Intrepid Bass 10+ year member]

This is making me want to film a trip to best buy.

 

[FurbiesAndBeans 10+ year member]

A friend said his MA Audio Subs (low end) were competition quality. That i would need to spend about 200 a sub to get them. Oh, and this is coming from a guy who has a DUB amp with his supposedly $300 capacitor that he got for free....

 

[2001f150 10+ year member]

I had this kid in tell me that his one pyle 12" powered by a 10,000 wats in his home stereo sub box was hitting 170db //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif. I was like //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif. Then he proceeded to tell me he could only play the sub 5 minutes before he destroyed the entire electrical system, and would have to replace it all. It was epic when he pulled away.

 

[quins90lac 10+ year member]

any thing posted by endofdays. dam i need to post some thing else this number of post could be bad