Funniest/Dumbest C/A Shit Youve Heard

[NWI_#73 10+ year member]

soloXgt your avy is phenomenal //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

So theres prolly been a few of these threads but i figured id make one because i havent seen any. I love to laugh my *** off at people that think they know everything so post some dumb shit youve heard //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

Example, last night i was dealing with one of my friends whom im selling a box to, we kind of got to arguing about component sets vs cheap coaxials with walmart tweeters wired in parallel, because apparently they sound the same/better as a decent component set. So i let him hear my front stage (comp set Also said i dont know shit about "systems" and doesnt want me to help install anything now i guess. (says his n*gga juicy can help) I had planned on helping him remove his tweeters (which are ziptied to the ceiling) and giving him some flush mounts for them, but thats not how you do it according to juicy, who previously installed them (theyre quieter when flush mounted). Another thing to mention is that he has a crunch 1000 amp that has a knob where you can change the ohms of the subs. Cool shit. Didnt investigate that too much though as i had to leave. Funny shit and i was laughing my *** off the whole time. No SQ fans around here //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

Post away //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

Ima a grown *** man dog.....what if the niqqa down the street like ima be hollerin "juicyyyyyy"

I'm a grown *** man fk that lol

 

[RE_XXX]

My favorite is when someon tries to act like they know what there talking about (when in all doubt you are a very experienced car audio vet)

We have a new shop in town and the guy who is running it has USACI trophies all over the place..... Then he goes and tries to tell me that he did a 169.9 with two 15" interfire subs and about 8 amps............ And all this stuff.....

I just shook my head....

Well at the time im running my two 15's and about 4000 rms a piece..... and I let him sit in my durango and he was just like... Ya thats not to bad...

 

[Enellz 10+ year member]

I had a dude tell me his shit was so loud he put some ham, cheese, and bread on the car seat. The vibrations made it into a sandwhich.

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

As far as home audio goes i havent heard anything that sounds better than bose, but my experience is very limited thus far, so i cant really speak. Id like to take apart one of their speakers though and see whats so ****ing special about it

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[Bass Addict 10+ year member]

I had a dude tell me his shit was so loud he put some ham, cheese, and bread on the car seat. The vibrations made it into a sandwhich.

dats some funny shiz right there lol

 

[na_rsx 10+ year member]

best one i heard was this by Joe00es on ROE, he is on here too but dont know his name:

you CANT solder zero guage, the strands are too small, it would melt before it started to hold……………..its impossible, the wire itself would melt before the solder would, the strands are too small

 

[iamamp3pimp 5,000+ posts]

lmao

 

[ctt0002 10+ year member]

As far as home audio goes i havent heard anything that sounds better than bose, but my experience is very limited thus far, so i cant really speak. Id like to take apart one of their speakers though and see whats so ****ing special about it

Bose is good but for your money you can do a lot better. Unless money is not an issue to you.

 

[tsupra98 10+ year member]

had a guy tell me his buddy was hitting 155 or so with with these two funky pups i can't remember the name of and 4 xplode amps strapped with a "syncro" wire //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif. oh and he was telling me the box was the size of my car also

 

[tRiGgEr 5,000+ posts]

had a guy tell me his buddy was hitting 155 or so with with these two funky pups i can't remember the name of and 4 xplode amps strapped with a "syncro" wire //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif. oh and he was telling me the box was the size of my car also

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Only Car audio enthusiasts who are online know about Funky Pups. Quit lying tool.

 

[thorshammer1 10+ year member]

best one i heard was this by Joe00es on ROE, he is on here too but dont know his name:

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[Stephen_c 10+ year member]

165 out of 2 10's sealed in a toyota echo

 

[xxBURT0Nxx 10+ year member]

just check my sig...

 

[tsupra98 10+ year member]

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Only Car audio enthusiasts who are online know about Funky Pups. Quit lying tool.

hey *** i didn't say he called them that i said thats what they are i don't remember the exact names of them