SOLD FS: My roommate

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

I am currently selling my roommate, and his girlfriend, who is attached to his leg. They are both Upstate Hicks, enjoy Mountain biking on the rigorous terrain of the StonyBrook campus roads, watching the History Channel, and TNN, and listening to Country music, Billy Joel, Eric Clapton, and other various washed up mid 80's-early90's artists. They also believe that Tom Petty is the king of Music, and Nelly is actually a GOOD artist. They go to sleep at 10-11 pm, as they still believe that they have to wake up at the cockadoodledoo of the rooster. They find the corniest things hilarious, and vulgarities horrendous. They also own Onion farms.

I am willing to take the following for trades:

a 12 pack of beer (Bud, Coors, doesn't matter)

a box of condoms

a normal roommate

a bag of chips (preferably Doritos)

a clean pair of socks

Give me some offers.

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[abcdefg 10+ year member]

shouldnt this post be in the new testing forrum...lol

 

[furiousedge 10+ year member]

how about a six of o'douls and this pack of mint-a-burst gum i found on the way from the parking lot!!! one time offer tho!

 

[Audio N00B 10+ year member]

yo ill give you this...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

lmk

 

[Mr. Loki 5,000+ posts]

I will give you a box of various falvored condoms 12 pack, but 11 are used and I will need the 12th on dudes girl....we got a deal? can I get a pic of her on request? if so Im requesting.....

 

[mattj 5,000+ posts]

ill give you half a box of condoms.. the other half ill use for the girlfriend.

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[Mr. Loki 5,000+ posts]

lol your pic looks so f*cking crazy

 

[mattj 5,000+ posts]

mine?

 

[Mr. Loki 5,000+ posts]

Yeap.....lol huge Re.......the look on your face bro....like a mental kid on christmas...

Im not downing you it just looks funny.