Sold FS: My roommate

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

I am currently selling my roommate, and his girlfriend, who is attached to his leg. They are both Upstate Hicks, enjoy Mountain biking on the rigorous terrain of the StonyBrook campus roads, watching the History Channel, and TNN, and listening to Country music, Billy Joel, Eric Clapton, and other various washed up mid 80's-early90's artists. They also believe that Tom Petty is the king of Music, and Nelly is actually a GOOD artist. They go to sleep at 10-11 pm, as they still believe that they have to wake up at the cockadoodledoo of the rooster. They find the corniest things hilarious, and vulgarities horrendous. They also own Onion farms.

I am willing to take the following for trades:

a 12 pack of beer (Bud, Coors, doesn't matter)

a box of condoms

a normal roommate

a bag of chips (preferably Doritos)

a clean pair of socks

Give me some offers.

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[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

I'll trade you a half-used box of kleenex and some Gushers.

 

[SoundsUnlimited 10+ year member]

I wouldnt dare give up a 12-pack of BUD for your roomate...I'll trade a bag of doritos for his g/f!! I'll think of a better offer for ya //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif..But u can keep your roomate..he is just way too cool for me //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/cool.gif.3bcaf8f141236c00f8044d07150e34f7.gif

Blake

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

Originally posted by tommyk90 I'll trade you a half-used box of kleenex and some Gushers.

What flavor gushers? We may have a deal...

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

Originally posted by snova031 What flavor gushers? We may have a deal...

Tropical or Hawaiian punch. I'll even throw in a bag of pecil shavings and some bottles to sweeten the deal.

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

Originally posted by tommyk90 Tropical or Hawaiian punch. I'll even throw in a bag of pecil shavings and some bottles to sweeten the deal.

Ohh, the pencil shavings are very intriguing...

 

[RMKrider1 10+ year member]

That box of condoms you suggested......Do they have to be new ones?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

Originally posted by RMKrider1 That box of condoms you suggested......Do they have to be new ones?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

no, they do not. I will take old ones. Assorted colors/flavors is a plus.

 

[RMKrider1 10+ year member]

Well then you may have yourself a taker. I think I'm being pretty darn generous with the box of used condoms. You got anything else to maybe throw in and make the deal a little more fair?

 

[paikiah 5,000+ posts]

no good if I offered my boss for trade with the chick? I'll try to get a bag of blood from the infirmary as a bonus.

 

[KurupT 10+ year member]

any pix???? LOL by the way i think i got some lifestyles up stairs im on my way to the p.o. to send them out, but just chop his leg off and send the girl!!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif haha

 

[Jdg784 10+ year member]

Hmm..how about this, I send my store manager (Kroger zone manager..you can ransom him for quite a sum, he makes 200K + a year)...and my parents..or their bodies if you prefer....when your roomate gets here..I'll just have myself a little country barbecue :-D

 

[Corsica 5,000+ posts]

I'll give ya a 6 pack of Golden Anniversayr beer, a pair of sunglasses with only one lense, my brother's baby's mama (baby not included), and a coaster. The coaster is plastic with a cork top to keep ur beverage from sweating on the table. Truly a complement to any decor. As seen on "lifestyles of the rich and the famous"..................Okay okay now they're gonna say I';m nuts but If u take me up on this offer in the next 30 minutes I'll throw in 4 used condoms!!!!!!! A 4.99 value, absolutely free.

J

 

[Tek 10+ year member]

well...

:looks around desk:

I've got a golf ball....some old random keys....and a blue marker.

 

[andy00018 10+ year member]

John, ill take Katie in a heartbeat as long as Mr. A16AGGFLB is included in the package, and for trade.......... Kotsay, so..... we have a deal?