Fireworks plans...

ndnbolla
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Jigga what?
As you may all know July 4th is coming up soon. I just moved to a lesser populated area and I decided to buy some fireworks (even though its still illegal).

Anyways, I am going to try to stay away from the arial (sp?) ones. The fact that I live in a wooded area doesn't help either.

Which ones, if any, do you guys recommend for the best show that stays on the ground,

 
one year this stand had these things called happy-lanterns. So my dad buys two cause we were like wtf are these. You hang them from a tree and they spin and shoot sparks and its pretty sweet. The first one went off perfectly, but the 2nd one just decided to explode and throw pieces of cardboard all over us lol. That was the Not-so-Happy-lantern.

 
black cats, roman candles, screaming mimis, lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, crap flappers, whistling bungholes, spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or whistling kitty chasers

 
O_O
is that from a movie? I swear i remember that from somewhere.......
Yes, Joe Dirt...

A family friend of our is a Pyrotech and he's been disputing with the city for a few weeks now about some Porta-johns on his property for the construction on the lot near him...He told the city if they didnt remove them, he would....in a ball of fire and shrapnel //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/up2something.gif.dd110ecf3ae4b76050d87598f2f8de7c.gif

 
Yes, Joe Dirt...
A family friend of our is a Pyrotech and he's been disputing with the city for a few weeks now about some Porta-johns on his property for the construction on the lot near him...He told the city if they didnt remove them, he would....in a ball of fire and shrapnel //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/up2something.gif.dd110ecf3ae4b76050d87598f2f8de7c.gif

oh thats gonna stink LOL

 
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