Well, I BEEFED it on this time and it's still squealing...constantly and LOUD. I sprayed it with water a bunch, then turned on the car again. It didn't squeal, until the water evaporated.
Guess I'll just tighten it more like the other people were saying.
ALSO, the alignment looks good, I can't really move it left or right at all with the way this thing is die casted. Pretty much just forward or back to make it more loose or tight.
--EDIT--
Well, after wasting my weekend basically getting my car to where I can't drive it...I'm saying screw it till the new belt comes in. I've tightened this one down as far as it'll go, where there isn't ANY give AT ALL on the belt (ok, maybe 1/8th of an inch) and it squeals still. What a fraking waste of time!
Thanks to everyone that has helped. If any of you feel like coming to Germany and maybe trying your hand at it, you'll have a free place to stay and all the german beer you want.