favorite movie quotes

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

Outlaw Josey Wales FTW!

Dying aint much of a livin, is it boy?

 

[konechiwa 10+ year member]

"I eat shit like you for breakfast"

"You eat shit for breakfast?"

and I also like the Full Metal Jacket Barracks scene:



here is a re-enactment. Funny as hell.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Outlaw Josey Wales FTW!
Dying aint much of a livin, is it boy?

GREAT movie.

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

-Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. Lord knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat ***** back to them.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

"Well, I believe in the soul, the ****, the *****, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core ***********, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

Bull Durham

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

John Spartan: [whispering to Lenina] Look, I don't know if you guys know it, but uh... you're out of toilet paper.

Alfredo Garcia: [confused] Did... did you say toilet *paper*?

Lenina Huxley: Um... they used handfuls of wadded paper back in the 20th...

[Lenina, Alfredo, and Erwin all laugh]

John Spartan: I'm happy that you're happy, but the place where you're supposed to have the toilet paper, you've got this little shelf with three seashells on it.

Erwin: He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!

[Erwin continues to laugh, then calms down]

Erwin: I can see how that could be confusing.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Edgar Friendly: You see, according to Cocteau's plan I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder - "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets ***** with green Jell-o all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener".

 

[15nissen 10+ year member]

First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow

Sheila: But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?

Ash: Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.

Ash: Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.

Possessed woman: Who the hell are you?

Ash: Name's Ash.

[cocks rifle]

Ash: Housewares.

ARMY OF DARKNESS. -------

 

[igtree 10+ year member]

ace ventura pet dective......

Ace: "If I'm not back in five minutes...just wait longer!"

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

My quote in my sig.

Also "We were somewhere out of Barstow, when the drugs began to take hold...I remember saying something like "i feel a bit lightheaded, maybe you should drive...."

-Fear and Loathing

The entire intro scene to Layer Cake

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

Look son, being a good shot, being quick with a pistol, that don't do no harm, but it don't mean much next to being cool-headed. A man who will keep his head and not get rattled under fire, like as not, he'll kill ya. It ain't so easy to shoot a man anyhow, especially if the son-of-a-bytch is shootin' back at you.

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

It's a hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got, and all he's ever gonna have.

 

[Dozy_production 10+ year member]

Kingdom of Heaven Epic Quote:

Balian of Ibelin: What is Jerusalem worth?

Saladin: Nothing.

(walks away, then turns back)

Saladin: Everything!

Blues Brothers:

Jake: It's good to see you, sweetheart.

Woman: You contemptible pig! I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with three hundred friends and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party, my father used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now kill you, and your brother.

Jake: Oh, please, don't kill us. Please, please don't kill us. You know I love you baby. I wouldn't leave ya. It wasn't my fault.

Woman: You miserable slug! You think you can talk your way out of this? You betrayed me.

Jake: No I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD....

Woman: Oh, Jake... Jake, honey...

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Police Dispatcher: Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers HAS been approved.

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Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Jake: Hit it.

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Donald Dunn: We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline.

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Elwood: Baby clothes...

Jake: This place has got everything.

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Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here?

Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country and western.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Excuse for so many but just watched it the other day. One of my favorite movies and just a shame that this "cult classic" didn't do so well.

 

[WhiteIce 10+ year member]

Al Pacino's speech before the championship game in Any Given Sunday



All give me chills everytime i hear em.