favorite movie quotes

[J31Rob 5,000+ posts]

arnold!!!!!

Awnuld***

 

[PsychoTheRapist 5,000+ posts]

"New in the building?

"Yeah, I just moved in on Tuesday."

"Like it so far?"

"Yeah, everyone's been real nice."

"Well that's because you got big jugs. I mean your ***** are huge! I mean I wanna squeeze 'em!..........MAMA!"

Liar Liar

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I do security checks all over the place, with the exception of Cleveland. This place has THE WORST security!

Axel Foley

 

[Wkbdkid 10+ year member]

"OHHHHHHH Kelly Clarkson"

 

[J31Rob 5,000+ posts]

"Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Dasz ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons. Yeah, man...... yeah."

"Is that it?"

"Yeah, get me that thing we used to eat back in the day? It came in a box. What was it... oh yeah, pussy.

Half Baked.

 

[J31Rob 5,000+ posts]

"Lawrence: Hey Peter, man, check out channel 9, it's the breast exams!"

Office Space

 

[J31Rob 5,000+ posts]

"Coach Brakett: That's angel food cake. You touch her and the Food and Drug Administration will get ya for ****ing food."

Porky's

 

[wr11shredz 10+ year member]

anchorman

-I'm Ron Burgundy?

- Dammit who put a question mark on the teleprompter

 

[andrewmoore13 10+ year member]

"HOLY SHIT I'M HIT, I'M F*CKIN HIT"

"I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT JUST F*CKING HAPPENED!"

"IS IT DEAD?"

Boondock Saints

 

[pioneerpimp 5,000+ posts]

u forgot this one, very well put together and acted

Connor: Now you will receive us.

Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.

Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.

Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.

Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.

Murphy: With every breath we shall hunt them down.

Connor: Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies.

Murphy: Do not kill, do not ****, do not steal, these are principles that every man of every faith can embrace.

Connor: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.

Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain.

Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it.

Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.

[Murphy and Conner join II Duce behind Yakavetta]

Connor, Murphy, Il Duce: And shepherds we shall be, For thee my lord for thee. Power has descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.

Il Duce: In nomine Patri

Connor: Et Fili

Murphy: Spiritus Sancti

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Pomade Vendor: I can get the part from Bristol. It'll take two weeks, here's your pomade.

Ulysses Everett McGill: Two weeks? That don't do me no good.

Pomade Vendor: Nearest Ford auto man's Bristol.

Ulysses Everett McGill: Hold on, I don't want this pomade. I want Dapper Dan.

Pomade Vendor: I don't carry Dapper Dan, I carry Fop.

Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, I don't want Fop, goddamn it! I'm a Dapper Dan man!

Pomade Vendor: Watch your language, young feller, this is a public market. Now if you want Dapper Dan, I can order it for you, have it in a couple of weeks.

Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!

 

[Pootie 10+ year member]

I just watched that movie sunday

Penny Wharvey McGill: Vernon here's got a job. Vernon's got prospects. He's bona fide. What are you?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

We thought...you wasssss a TO..AD!

 

[bigollie006 10+ year member]

MUNCIE REPRESENT!!!

"Hail to the king baby" - Army of Darkness

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

I dont trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesnt doesnt die