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JimJ
5,000+ posts
Tangled Up in Blue
- You ever talk to bullfrogs in the middle of the night?
- Not generally.
- Not generally.
big_mofo
10+ year member
Im Da *** Man!!!
something along the lines of "you better think real hard, because the next words that come out of you better be some mark twain shit, cuz its goin to be engraved on your tombstone" from devils rejects
duckfart
10+ year member
CarAudio.com Elite
"I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ***, and I'm all out of bubble gum"
-"go ahead, make my day"
-"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
-"S*I* girl, you gettin’ high already? It’s only 2 o’clock in the afternoon. I get my shit done for the day, then I get high. And besides, getting high and watching TV will rob you of your ambition!"
Melanie: "Not if your ambition is to get high and watch TV…"
-"AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherF**Ker in the room, accept no substitutes."
-"Shit, Jackie. You come in this place on Saturday night I bet you need N****R repellant to keep motherF**Kers off your ***. "
-"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
-"S*I* girl, you gettin’ high already? It’s only 2 o’clock in the afternoon. I get my shit done for the day, then I get high. And besides, getting high and watching TV will rob you of your ambition!"
Melanie: "Not if your ambition is to get high and watch TV…"
-"AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherF**Ker in the room, accept no substitutes."
-"Shit, Jackie. You come in this place on Saturday night I bet you need N****R repellant to keep motherF**Kers off your ***. "
Yippie Kay Yay Mother Fuker - Die Hard
Losers wine about there best while winners go how and fuk the prom queen
-Carla was the prom queen - The Rock
Something about a the death smiles at all of us and all a man can do is smile back.
what fool said this?
Well you should know it was your father - Gladiator.
I'll think of some more today!
Losers wine about there best while winners go how and fuk the prom queen
-Carla was the prom queen - The Rock
Something about a the death smiles at all of us and all a man can do is smile back.
what fool said this?
Well you should know it was your father - Gladiator.
I'll think of some more today!
"apple?"
-Mel Gibson, The Patriot
-Mel Gibson, The Patriot
"Why, Johnny Ringo... you look like somebody just walked over your grave."
"I'm your Huckeberry.
"
"It seems poker's just not your game, Ike. I know - let's have a spelling contest."
- Doc Holliday
"You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me? "
"You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?"
- Wyatt Earp
Tombstone
"I'm your Huckeberry.
""It seems poker's just not your game, Ike. I know - let's have a spelling contest."
- Doc Holliday
"You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me? "
"You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?"
- Wyatt Earp
Tombstone
"What do ya mean, funny? Let me understand this cause, I don't know maybe it's me, I'm a little ****ed up maybe, but I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh... I'm here to ****in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"
One of my favorites //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif"Why, Johnny Ringo... you look like somebody just walked over your grave.""I'm your Huckeberry.
"It seems poker's just not your game, Ike. I know - let's have a spelling contest."
- Doc Holliday
"You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me? "
"You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?"
- Wyatt Earp
Tombstone
The Dude: ****in' Quintana... that creep can roll, man.
Walter Sobchak: Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude.
The Dude: Yeah.
Walter Sobchak: No, he's a *** offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old.
The Dude: Oh!
Walter Sobchak: When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederass. [sic]
Donny: What's a... pederass, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: Shut the **** up, Donny.
Jesus Quintana: You ready to be ****ed man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna **** you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your *** and pull the ****ing trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it man. Nobody ****s with the Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't ****in' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the ****s in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man -- ha ha! I was gonna **** you in the *** Saturday. I **** you in the *** next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
The Big Lebowski
Walter Sobchak: Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude.
The Dude: Yeah.
Walter Sobchak: No, he's a *** offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old.
The Dude: Oh!
Walter Sobchak: When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederass. [sic]
Donny: What's a... pederass, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: Shut the **** up, Donny.
Jesus Quintana: You ready to be ****ed man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna **** you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your *** and pull the ****ing trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it man. Nobody ****s with the Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't ****in' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the ****s in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man -- ha ha! I was gonna **** you in the *** Saturday. I **** you in the *** next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
The Big Lebowski
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