favorite movie quotes

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

what movie is that from, I forgot.

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

south park

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

Mooj: Life is about people. It's about connections.

Andy Stitzer: It's all about connections.

Mooj: It's not about cocks, and ***, and tits.

Andy Stitzer: Yeah.

Mooj: And butthole pleasures.

Andy Stitzer: It's not about butthole pleasures at all.

Mooj: It's not about these rusty trombones, and these dirty sanchez.

Andy Stitzer: Please stop.

Mooj: And these cincinnati bowties, and these pvssy juice cocktail, and these shit stained balls.

Andy Stitzer: Mooj, just please stop.

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

Evan: I heard she got breast reduction surgery.

Seth: What? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift.

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[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

Officer Slater: I'm sorry that I blocked your c0ck...

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

Seth: When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks.

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[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

Pete: Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

Ben Stone: Your face looks like Robin Williams' knuckles.

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

Ben Stone: Do you want to do it doggie style?

Alison Scott: You're not going to fvck me like a dog.

Ben Stone: It's doggie style. It's just the style. We don't have to go outside or anything.

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

"PC Load Letter"? What the fvck does that mean?

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

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[duece212 5,000+ posts]

Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole **** family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?

[makes sputtering motorboat noise]

You motorboatin son of a *****! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

I don't want a large farva. I want a god dammn litre o' cola!

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[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

MUNCIE REPRESENT!!!
"Hail to the king baby" - Army of Darkness

or " you smell good, wanna smell me"

i have so many favorites im trying to think of my favorite of them all..

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon in Kansas I bet.

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We thought about it for a long time, "Endeavor to perservere." And when we had thought about it long enough, we declared war on the Union.

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Not a hard man to track, leaves dead men wherever he goes.