Fastest time you got laid?

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

thats disgusting.
i dont like to just **** a chick right after i meet her..... too many chances shes a ***** and/or can make it burn when i pee

ive stuck it to a few girls after the club n shit but honestly i dont care about puss that much anymore. i love it, my girl loves it more than me tho. she never came with her previous bf, so now with me apparently she can ***, so im never limited to just 1 session of ***...its always 2, 3 or 4. every time i see her. my penis is sore.

lol, i guess i should clarify that i just live with her mom now as a roommate, i'm not screwing her. she had an extra room in the basement of her large house and i rent it cheap so i can save money to buy my own house

i've had *** with a 15 year old before as well

 

[ThomasG 5,000+ posts]

not like I kept time or anything but id assume like an hour in a half...

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

As forum administrator, you have my full support

Heh, you wish

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

now thats soooooooooooooo true and sweet i remeber those high school days lol. u right when i had an girl i got even more puss from other girls wierd how taht works.

It's amazing people with this low of communication skills can get "puss" These most be high quality women

 

[rtillaree 10+ year member]

i'll play...

i remember when i was 17, i was working at a movie theater, and one Saturday night we had a trainee in the concession stand filling out her paper work and stuff, i went to clock out at 12:30ish or something, came into the concession stand to talk to a guy i worked with, met her...she like fell in love with me, we went to a perkins to meet up with some co-workers 1:00, i ate half of a friends sandwich, she followed me to my place 1:45 and i beat it up all night until like 6:30 am...

the next day i was like wow...that happened quick...i think her name is...ugh...Stephanie? the best was working with her that Sunday night haha....thats probably my record time...

 

[tooloud4tv 10+ year member]

dude jus stfu! like i told the other guy ealrier if u dont like whats is being said or how i speak or wa eva GTFO! period

im getting points taking away cause people like him. if u dont like me or what eva is going on y u even comment?

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

dude jus stfu! like i told the other guy ealrier if u dont like whats is being said or how i speak or wa eva GTFO! periodim getting points taking away cause people like him. if u dont like me or what eva is going on y u even comment?

I don't know what the hell you be sayin //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[ThomasG 5,000+ posts]

i'll play...
i remember when i was 17, i was working at a movie theater, and one Saturday night we had a trainee in the concession stand filling out her paper work and stuff, i went to clock out at 12:30ish or something, came into the concession stand to talk to a guy i worked with, met her...she like fell in love with me, we went to a perkins to meet up with some co-workers 1:00, i ate half of a friends sandwich, she followed me to my place 1:45 and i beat it up all night until like 6:30 am...

the next day i was like wow...that happened quick...i think her name is...ugh...Stephanie? the best was working with her that Sunday night haha....thats probably my record time...

DUDE!! I used to work at a movie theater to and i ****ed one of my co-workers.. It took about 2 weeks though haha

 

[tooloud4tv 10+ year member]

I don't know what the hell you be sayin //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif goood is apart of my fake internet thug action thingy i got going on!

 

[95BlackGA 5,000+ posts]

I am about to ban all :07ers:...
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nG

Some of us 07ers actually help out the people that come here, and not make stupid thread every hour. I think it's the people that do not help out in any way should be the ones banned. I mean it's a car audio forum, but most new comers make a single thread about car audio related questions, and then they just waste every one's time.

 

[tooloud4tv 10+ year member]

ban all 07ers? that more ridiclious than this thread, but on the real i try to help as much as i can, but i also don't claim to know everything either. So you may see me asking more questions than actually answering them.

 

[pcolasfinest 10+ year member]

its the fastest who gets paid, and its the fastest who gets laid...