Fastest time you got laid?

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

13 years age diff WOW!

ya im old, it was last superbowl, she was 20 i was 33

i'm a dirty old man and loving it

 

[tooloud4tv 10+ year member]

acting like u the 40 year old virigin and shit. dont get mad cause u been here 30+ years and havent had your first piece, and ive nailed in 30seconds. point is ******* im not bragging!! i want to see who else on this fourm has done similar. stupid *** mutha****er!

 

[tooloud4tv 10+ year member]

stop using car audio as an excuse to why u dont have ***.

 

[tooloud4tv 10+ year member]

ya im old, it was last superbowl, she was 20 i was 33

i'm a dirty old man and loving it

I LMFAO!

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

i banged a very nice 16 year old when i had just turnd 18.

you get more puss when you have a girl.... showed up at a party with my girl. i must have cought this one girls eye cause she came right up to me once i was away from my girl. ended up banging here that night.. and that was the end of the girl friend.............would have been sweet if i got here to join......

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

I LMFAO!

her mom is a friend of mine

it was at her moms house, she ended up getting rug burn on her back cause we were all over the place that night...bent over the couch, on the pool table, under the pool table, on the floor, in the bathroom, etc etc

really funny thing is i now live with her mom...doh!

oh good times, thanks for reminding me, my life has been boring lately

 

[BreakingBad]

her mom is a friend of mine
it was at her moms house, she ended up getting rug burn on her back cause we were all over the place that night...bent over the couch, on the pool table, under the pool table, on the floor, in the bathroom, etc etc

really funny thing is i now live with her mom...doh!

oh good times, thanks for reminding me, my life has been boring lately

thats disgusting.

i dont like to just **** a chick right after i meet her..... too many chances shes a ***** and/or can make it burn when i pee

ive stuck it to a few girls after the club n shit but honestly i dont care about puss that much anymore. i love it, my girl loves it more than me tho. she never came with her previous bf, so now with me apparently she can ***, so im never limited to just 1 session of ***...its always 2, 3 or 4. every time i see her. my penis is sore.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

This is worse then the conversation we used to have in 9th grade math class. By far the worst thread of the day.

 

[CaliforniabOY5 10+ year member]

i banged a very nice 16 year old when i had just turnd 18.
you get more puss when you have a girl.... showed up at a party with my girl. i must have cought this one girls eye cause she came right up to me once i was away from my girl. ended up banging here that night.. and that was the end of the girl friend.............would have been sweet if i got here to join......

lmao...hormones...

 

[mattf 5,000+ posts]

This is worse then the conversation we used to have in 9th grade math class. By far the worst thread of the day.

I completely agree. One of the worst of all time in fact.

 

[terra 5,000+ posts]

5 seconds...walked into a party, saw a hot girl, walked up to her and said lets ****. she said ok

 

[Ignatowski 5,000+ posts]

how fast you can get laid ? who cares.....

I think its more important was the lay a quality lay !

I prefer a little more effort and end up with a quality peice of ***

than some HO with no self respect

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

I am about to ban all :07ers:...

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[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

I am about to ban all :07ers:...
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As forum administrator, you have my full support

 

[tooloud4tv 10+ year member]

i banged a very nice 16 year old when i had just turnd 18.
you get more puss when you have a girl.... showed up at a party with my girl. i must have cought this one girls eye cause she came right up to me once i was away from my girl. ended up banging here that night.. and that was the end of the girl friend.............would have been sweet if i got here to join......

now thats soooooooooooooo true and sweet i remeber those high school days lol. u right when i had an girl i got even more puss from other girls wierd how taht works.