Excuses for my black eyes

[1rockford1 5,000+ posts]

tell them your subs did it. that shit funny right there in its self

 

[Trey803 5,000+ posts]

you system is so loud it literally punches you in the face with air

 

[1rockford1 5,000+ posts]

^^^^^ yes

 

[adio 5,000+ posts]

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[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I knew this thread would provide several LOLS! hahaha

you fight mma? They have it at Auburn so its not too far fetched.

tell them you are a boxer.

Already did that yesterday. it was pretty fun. May do that to some people.

i'd go with something heroic... like saving a grandma from a purse snatcher

Thats always FTW

Date ****, but you can't elaborate.

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police brutality.....but the case is still under investigation so you can't talk about it

Hmmm..pretty good right there. Bet i'd get several FK THE POPOS!

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bucking%20bronco

 

[DDSC 10+ year member]

tell them I saw you dressed up as Obama and beat the snot and piss outta you and they're like that permenantly

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

no excuses for getting owned meng.

 

[DDSC 10+ year member]

clipping did it

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[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

tell them there was some confusion about the safety word

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Lol at McSouls post. That video is hysterical.

 

[DDSC 10+ year member]

****, someone caught you with a nice 1-2 punch huh???? hope you won after takin some lumps like that

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

tell them there was some confusion about the safety word

x2

Or maybe that you motorboated the wrong set

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

****, someone caught you with a nice 1-2 punch huh???? hope you won after takin some lumps like that

No.

Caught me blindsided and I went down. I was just trying to cover my face when he was waylaying away and I only got one lick in. Thankfully it caught him in the eye. Sources say it was still swole shut last night.