Excuses for my black eyes

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

So since I get to wear coon eyes to school all week. I decided I'd make the most of it and use some wicked excuses for them.

Right now when someone asks me what happened, I think I am just going to tell them , "I went as Obama for Halloween".

That is pretty dam funny in itself if you ask me. I know some of my teachers will ask, and with a response like that,the entire class should be lawling.

Any other ideas?

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[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

tell them you're this guy

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

tell them you went to some *** fetish dungeon and some big fat dominatrix beat ya up

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

 

[Andrew_as 10+ year member]

tell them you was hanging out with cheesemind and everyone that hates him seen you with him so you got your *** beat too...

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

Tell them you had an adverse reaction to you're costume makeup! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[01 S 10 10+ year member]

naaa.... Obama for halloween is perfect LOL

 

[Haunz 10+ year member]

GF beat you up

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

BBW GF beat you up

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[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

the principal tried to force a blow job.......but my struggle forced 2 innaccurate thrusts.

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

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the principal tried to force a blow job.......but my struggle forced 2 innaccurate thrusts.

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[99grandprixGT 5,000+ posts]

i think just saying you went as obama is perfect.

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

tell them a stripper beat you with her tits

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

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[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

i shot a deer with my face