Excuses for my black eyes

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Tell them you hate stupid people and when someone is being stupid, you punch yourself silly in the face. Then say, we have a lot of stupid people right here in this class, so don't mind me if I start to punch myself when I hear you talk.

Should go over well and good luck!

 

[hndavfr 10+ year member]

tell them I GOTTA FIND BUBBA

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

Just tell them you tripped.

 

[mcsoul 10+ year member]

I was looking for that video where the deer kicks a hunters ***

with punches to his face.

And yes... here it is, this is what happened to deerhunt:



But I ran into this horny dog gettin some deer:

and then there's this payback:

Maybe you could say this almost happened to you:

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Tell them you couldn't get all the makeup off.

 

[jer_stud56 10+ year member]

That you haven't slept in a week.

 

[Johnny Law.Lulz 5,000+ posts]

Tell them you couldn't get all the makeup off.

Im sure they are used to hearin that from him

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

tell them that you have leprosy.

 

[Calikid 5,000+ posts]

aids

 

[FurbiesAndBeans 10+ year member]

Tell them you accidentally the whole flesh light.

 

[Cravingbass123]

tell them that you wanted to impress an internet forum very badly by becoming being a black man.

 

[denalilvr 10+ year member]

you was laying on your couch and someone tripped over and hit you in the eye with there dick?

 

[Rashaddd 5,000+ posts]

Tell them you decided to pull a canyouhearmatt

 

[▼)Ñ╩fZΣµ& 10+ year member]

working with wild horses

lol

 

[eggyhustles 10+ year member]

truth always works