Excuses for my black eyes

[denalilvr 10+ year member]

say you where having a gang bang, and you slipped on someone nut, and you fell and hit your eye on the corner of the bed post

 

[1rockford1 5,000+ posts]

Tony Danza ahhahahahaha

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

I always just make up some crazy shit. No one is going to call you a lier if it's that crazy sounding.

 

[kovemaster559 5,000+ posts]

tell them you are a boxer.

 

[Trey803 5,000+ posts]

you fight mma? They have it at Auburn so its not too far fetched.

 

[1rockford1 5,000+ posts]

u dont gota say nothing just take that beatin and get that kid that did it to u with somthing nasty.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

i'd go with something heroic... like saving a grandma from a purse snatcher

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

you got donkey punched

 

[▼)Ñ╩fZΣµ& 10+ year member]

say you where having a gang bang, and you slipped on someone nut, and you fell and hit your eye on the corner of the bed post

whats up with your dumb azz and all this shit about nuts and diks in eyes?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif:wow://content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Date ****, but you can't elaborate.

 

[Trey803 5,000+ posts]

you and a freind were ****ing the same girls and his balls accidentally hit you in the face.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

you and a freind were ****ing the same girls and his balls accidentally hit you in the face.

yeah you were trying to lick her snatch while your friend was pile driving her and you got skullfucked by accident.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Bish closed her legs too fast.

 

[Trey803 5,000+ posts]

police brutality.....but the case is still under investigation so you can't talk about it

 

[Trey803 5,000+ posts]

batting cage mishap