Ex Gf thinks she's pregnant! :(

if u can hear god, the baby is the least of your problems...
I'm not very religious, and havent been to church and over ten years. Can hardly name any quotes from the bible. I do however hold the basic beliefs regarding heaven, hell, god's wrath and my soul very seriously.

 
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I hear ya all the way. I've sort of fallen out of the teachings since my bible school days, and with heavy injections of *** drugs and rock'nroll, but my basic core beliefs are still strong.

*Don't kill anyone

*Don't be an *******

*Don't worship any other god

*Try your hardest, and the G man will ensure a good eventual outcome.

*forgive assholes eventually, and try not to judge.

 
Soo she's not been ****** active in over 3 months and just nows happen to not have a period? Has she been sick a lot lately? Cramping? Any symtoms of pregnancy at all? Don't sound like she's pregnant to me. I was with a girl that missed hers all the time. Some would only last 1-2 days too. Girls are wierd like that. Also, she's lied to me saying she's pregnant when we first broke up, trying to get me to go back over to her house. Friggin' Whoors //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/mad.gif.c18f003ab0ef8a0d9c27ca78d77a6392.gif

 
I hear ya all the way. I've sort of fallen out of the teachings since my bible school days, and with heavy injections of *** drugs and rock'nroll, but my basic core beliefs are still strong.
*Don't kill anyone

*Don't be an *******

*Don't worship any other god

*Try your hardest, and the G man will ensure a good eventual outcome.

*forgive assholes eventually, and try not to judge.
most important of all "rule" is love your neighbor as you love yourself. in doing so all the above rules fall into place.

 
Find a car hitting above 160 and stick her in the trunk or right in front of the wall with it. Give her ear plugs. Run for as long as the system can stand...let it cool down, repeat. If she is preggo, don't worry its amazing how little those *****'s can stand in the starting trimester. If she isn't...well now you got a good story to tell us and to bring pictures of.

You win and we win.

 
ROFL...I was just explaining this thread to my fiance and she was saying how it seems like there are more "this is happening in my life" than anything car audio related.

She said "see, deep down you are all a bunch of little old b%tches sitting around in a sewing circle" LOL

God lover her.

 
ive been there man, i broke up with said girl and 2 weeks later she called me and said that she is pregnant and how she already took a test and came out positive... she stuck to that story until i made her a doctors appt to go get it checked out, then all the sudden the next day she magically got her period.... **** how that works...

 
ive been there man, i broke up with said girl and 2 weeks later she called me and said that she is pregnant and how she already took a test and came out positive... she stuck to that story until i made her a doctors appt to go get it checked out, then all the sudden the next day she magically got her period.... **** how that works...
see told ya.. teh ex's be liars:blackeye:

 
I would tell her to go for it and offer $250 twords the best investment of your life.
i agree.....have here get a preg test first, and wait maybe another few weeks to see if the period comes....it MIGHT be a false alarm and she just thinks she is cause he life sucks and shes pissy....but ya man, first trimester abortion if you have you.....wheni was 15 i had a condom break and had to gf get the mounring after pill.....id havea 6 year old if she got pregnate and kept it

which brings another good point...all these anti abortion people make me sick. my GF at the time was a pretty hardy christian, avid church going, firm believer. and also anti abortion.................well we got put into the situation where we had to sit there andmake the decsion, and this avid christian girl agreed with me that if she DID get pregnate, she she would need to have the abortion. anytime i see those pro-life fockers on campus with thier pickets and shouts, i tell them to break a ****ign condom when thier 15 and make a choice from there, and **** off, its not so easy is it? fortunitly the mourning after pill worked for us and non Baby bassaddictJ's walking around...

listen bro, if she is, get it done. as unholy and horrible as it is, it needs to be done. better loose one now than it be born, **** up yours and her lives, and it live a possibly ****ed up life to.

 
Find a car hitting above 160 and stick her in the trunk or right in front of the wall with it. Give her ear plugs. Run for as long as the system can stand...let it cool down, repeat. If she is preggo, don't worry its amazing how little those *****'s can stand in the starting trimester. If she isn't...well now you got a good story to tell us and to bring pictures of.
You win and we win.
it is fun haveing enough bass to abort a ***** on a moments notice lol //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 
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