Ex Gf thinks she's pregnant! :(

[ConcernedMember 10+ year member]

wow ive said it before, ill say it again...
if you dont want a kid dont have ***.

Having *** is ok, he just needs to invest in some saran wrap.

 

[saywhat? 5,000+ posts]

a hot coat hanger does the trick...

 

[rtillaree 10+ year member]

planned parenthood FTW

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

is it yours?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

do the black thang an' claim tha baby ain't yor's

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

good luck

 

[rtillaree 10+ year member]

do the black thang an' claim tha baby ain't yor's

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[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

do the black thang an' claim tha baby ain't yor's

maury povich?

 

[xxxpower 10+ year member]

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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

maury povich?

yes I couldn't find that .gif

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

I would tell her to go for it and offer $250 twords the best investment of your life.

your one of the dumbest people on the forum.

Does she know for sure if shes pregnant? Just missing a period doesn't make her pregnant. Sounds like shes stressed and might have some other things bothering her. My wife misses periods when she gets good and stressed like that.
I would find out 100% if shes pregnant before everyone starts freaking out. If its been a month she can take a pregnancy test and know for sure. Usually you have to wait 6 weeks before they are accurate and it sounds like shes passed that point.

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wow ive said it before, ill say it again...

if you dont want a kid dont have ***.

you would be correct

 

[saywhat? 5,000+ posts]

your one of the dumbest people on the forum.


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you would be correct

I guess im number 2 in line. LOL

 

[PollyCranopolis 10+ year member]

is it yours?

I'm assuming so since she has been locked in her apartment for 3 months, with no outside contact with the world except from me. I'm gona call her after work tonight and get this shit straight. Gona go buy a **** pregnancy test, and give it to her. Then if it tests positive, I'll probably end up dropping some cash to help her out. Don't want to piss her off so she has the kid out of spite, and takes me up for $400 a month child support, hopping from state to state so I never get to see my kid. Of course, knowing her, she will probably try to drink it out of her. Yeah, I've made some bad choices re women lately I'm not freaking out or anything at this point, just trying to behave in a very cautious and intelligent manner.

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

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