ever had someone laid up at your house?

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

yeah... thats the dude on the couch that sits around the crib all day eatin up all the food, playing your video games, smokin your cigs, drinkin your beer.
cant get a job, has some bad excuse everyday and little does he know he's about to see the curb but in his mind he's got it made in the shade.

I haven't had this experience in some time but i'm sure some of you have.

Here's a good one... walk into house after hard day at work and dude says :without even looking at you: " hey... you got a cigarette? "

Fool, I am him //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[sleazebagger 10+ year member]

Fool, I am him //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Well.... Get the fawk out!

 

[DBBOOM 10+ year member]

is it that hard to say gtfo?

^^^^^^^^^This

 

[i2ain2thunder 10+ year member]

My friend seems to like inviting friends to live at his house. They have all been super lazy one of them doing drugs stealing his car all kinds of stuff.....he finally did have the balls to kick her out. I've had problems in the past when I was a roomate in a place with another roomate that was a lazy worthless person. Now I live very happily alone, do whatever I want and don't have someone stealing/using my ish.

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

Now I live very happily alone, do whatever I want and don't have someone stealing/using my ish.

mothafuckin THIS ^^^^^^

 

[traksta15 10+ year member]

i had a college buddy who started doing drugs (lived across the hall) but me and my roommate would be hangin in our dorm and be laughing and this guy would walk in, start lauging like he was there the whole time and take my bread, peanut butter and jelly and then walk straight out. We were like wtf just happened!?

 

[Mookie 10+ year member]

I cant stand moochers in general.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

Well.... Get the fawk out!

no, i like the stay

My friend seems to like inviting friends to live at his house. They have all been super lazy one of them doing drugs stealing his car all kinds of stuff.....he finally did have the balls to kick her out. I've had problems in the past when I was a roomate in a place with another roomate that was a lazy worthless person. Now I live very happily alone, do whatever I want and don't have someone stealing/using my ish.

maybe he was getting laid and didn't want it to stop. Pussy costs money brah

i had a college buddy who started doing drugs (lived across the hall) but me and my roommate would be hangin in our dorm and be laughing and this guy would walk in, start lauging like he was there the whole time and take my bread, peanut butter and jelly and then walk straight out. We were like wtf just happened!?

you straight got punked by a crackhead

 

[Wingman0121 10+ year member]

Got laid at my friend's house so it's the opposite. She thought I peed on her face and chest until she felt the slime. MUHAHAHHAHAH

And another time I accidentally gave this girl a facial(she hates it), she told me she couldn't see and wants a towel. It wasn't an accident. MUAHAHAHHHHAHH

 

[ChevyRidinLow]

yeah... thats the dude on the couch that sits around the crib all day eatin up all the food, playing your video games, smokin your cigs, drinkin your beer.
cant get a job, has some bad excuse everyday and little does he know he's about to see the curb but in his mind he's got it made in the shade.

I haven't had this experience in some time but i'm sure some of you have.

Here's a good one... walk into house after hard day at work and dude says :without even looking at you: " hey... you got a cigarette? "

its the way to be //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif me and 5 friends did this the summer after graduation, we had no money, we just threw massie parties every night, people would bring lots of booze then get drunk enough to give out cigs like candy and we would keep the left over beer and return the ans to pay for shit. and we lived a 1/8 mile walk through the woods from a county park and the swimming area was right where the end of the woods were.we had a band and would occaisonally play shows and get paid but it wasnt much but it seriously was my summer of sex, drugs, rock and roll, speed, weed and birth control //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif best time EVER.

 

[i2ain2thunder 10+ year member]

maybe he was getting laid and didn't want it to stop. Pussy costs money brah

funny part is no he wasn't getting laid she was a lesbo and didn't give him no action lulz

 

[sleazebagger 10+ year member]

this could of been a good thread...

continue!

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

Roomates are for poor people.

^This...and I lulz'd. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif