drug test?

[Slayerx 10+ year member]

LOTS of water and a Niacin flush. Don't get the extended release Niancin though, may be a bit tougher to find. Also called Vitamin B3 iirc.

Slowly take more til you start feeling the flush, which is feeling hot, tingling slight burning red skin. Take too much and it can become painful. SWIM passed a few times doing this as a moderate daily smoker and passed after about 4 days of not smoking and flushing. It's doubtful they'll check your creatine levels like when pissing for probation lol, but it won't hurt to add creatine to your system. Chug a 2 litre of water and you'll pretty much just **** water so creatine and what not normally found in ***** won't be there.

edit: Urine is censored, wtf?

 

[THATpurpleKUSH 5,000+ posts]

Just get synthetic piss and a hand warmer, its not rocket science...

 

[garretttt4 10+ year member]

LOTS of water and a Niacin flush. Don't get the extended release Niancin though, may be a bit tougher to find. Also called Vitamin B3 iirc.Slowly take more til you start feeling the flush, which is feeling hot, tingling slight burning red skin. Take too much and it can become painful. SWIM passed a few times doing this as a moderate daily smoker and passed after about 4 days of not smoking and flushing. It's doubtful they'll check your creatine levels like when pissing for probation lol, but it won't hurt to add creatine to your system. Chug a 2 litre of water and you'll pretty much just **** water so creatine and what not normally found in ***** won't be there.

edit: Urine is censored, wtf?

Its not for probation It's to get a job haha

 

[E-Rock 10+ year member]

Lol 3 times this month? Easy.

Start drinking lots of water and stuff with antioxidants in it. Do the Niacin flush as mentioned before, it works. Also start working out and running in the meantime.

I doubt they will hair test. Shopko seems like such a low end place, at least around here. The employees seem like they don't even give a fvck about anything.

**Rite-Aid, Walgreens, CVS, whatever large drug store chain in your area should have home drug test kits. They work pretty well. My buddy kept failing them for several weeks when his parents were testing him, eventually his system flushed out, but he did smoke a lot.

 

[garretttt4 10+ year member]

Lol 3 times this month? Easy.
Start drinking lots of water and stuff with antioxidants in it. Do the Niacin flush as mentioned before, it works. Also start working out and running in the meantime.

I doubt they will hair test. Shopko seems like such a low end place, at least around here. The employees seem like they don't even give a fvck about anything.

The employees **** here too . Which is why I now work here. Lol but yeah I havnt had any money so been limited on what I got haha

Keep forgetting you can't say suc k here . What the hel1.

 

[THATpurpleKUSH 5,000+ posts]

do alot of working out and physical activity and eat a low fat diet if you choose to use your own pee. THC is fat soluble so the less fat you have available for the cannabinoids to bind to, the better.

 

[garretttt4 10+ year member]

do alot of working out and physical activity and eat a low fat diet if you choose to use your own pee. THC is fat soluble so the less fat you have available for the cannabinoids to bind to, the better.

Yeah I'm pretty twiggy. In my health class it said I have 7% bodyfat.... So that should help.

 

[jdawg90 10+ year member]

you're straight.

I popped like 5 weeks later once lol but i smoked a lot

smoking once is gone in a few days

 

[garretttt4 10+ year member]

you're straight.
I popped like 5 weeks later once lol but i smoked a lot

smoking once is gone in a few days

Ok cool never had to take a test b4! Kinda nervous haha

 

[wErd 5,000+ posts]

Lots and lots of water. And lot and lots of cranberry pills

 

[rebelfromva 10+ year member]

Meh. I feel as if drug tests for jobs are a violation of ones rights.

 

[Chriszle 10+ year member]

I would suggest not exercising much for a few days before the test. You don't want to be pissing out extra thc metabolites from the additional fat loss.

 

[Dtrom 10+ year member]

I've heard drinking pickle juice from the jar helps. Not sure if its true. Would be nasty as **** tho lol

 

[chillin 10+ year member]

I am amazed that you would have to take a drug test to work at a store like that. It's pretty much a requirement to be on drugs while working in those stores around here.

 

[Slayerx 10+ year member]

I am amazed that you would have to take a drug test to work at a store like that. It's pretty much a requirement to be on drugs while working in those stores around here.

Lol.

I work at Kmart in a lousy part of town, the HR straight up told me she doesn't care what I do in my free time just don't smoke tree before showing up for work.

The store is pretty much 50% stoners, 25% tweakers, 15% pill poppers, and 10% alcoholics. Needless to say I didn't get tested