Drug Test...

[SeaKid 10+ year member]

Yep It was niacin, but he allready figured it out.

And george ill go let my parent know about hitler right now....

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

Drink weed killer.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

Yes, the actual stuff you spray on weeds.

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

cat piss does the trick, taste pretty bad going down but it does the job if you insist on smoking.

 

[Propimp 10+ year member]

so did you fail or pass shithead? and an easyier way.... just use someone elses piss in a big visen(

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

Oh he failed.

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

At life.

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

Alright, I didnt feel like posting in the cannibus thread and I decided to make my own, I just want re-assurance that I will pass this test.
I smoked the night of the second, not that much, just like 1 bowl. But before that it had been almost 2 months before I last did so it should of cleared out of my system by then. I found online that if you only smoke once every couple months it will stay in your system 3-5 days. Well I have to take the test tomorrow so that will make it about 4 days after I smoked. I went down to the local smoke shop and picked up some stuff thats supposed to clean out your system and its "guarenteed" to work. And the guy in front of me got it so I think its good shit, but anyway im going to go exactly by the directions so hopefully I can pass the test, I had weights today and was drinking a lot of water lately so im hoping I will pass.

Discuss

Did ya know you were gonna have to take a test?

Edit, nevermind, I guess one of these days I will read the whole thread first, and see that you did not know.

Still, if your out applying for jobs I'd think it pretty silly to smoke anyways, as you know this is bound to come up......

Now if your NOT looking for a job, well...I won't go into that! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[sqhertz 5,000+ posts]

green tea , gatorade, water . any of those wil flush you out. best thing to do is run around the block like youre trying out for the olympics.i smoked 3 days before my DT and i passed with flying colors. though i did drink one of those flushing drinks and shat myself stupid.

well worth it.

 

[Bloodstalker999 10+ year member]

I have said this to another member and will say this again: the whizzinator its the shit. (well as much as the shit as a fake penis could be).

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

I belive somone else said it, suynthetic piss. They have it at this head shop by my house. it has everything you need, an adhesive back so it can stick to the side of your leg, a temp gauge, and one of those littel warmers you smash and put in your gloves when you go to the snow. I keep one of those in my locker at work just in case they do a random.
I had to take a hair test, and I used some shampoo from the same shop. I passed the test.

Really? I didn't think there was any way of getting around a follicle test. Whats the name of the stuff?

 

[zyklonb 10+ year member]

you wont pass the only drink i have used that worked is terminator gold. if you have it your should be good but others that are guaranteed to word probally wont work. but cranberry juice and a treadmill shou;ld do the trick but thats only if you have like a few days.

 

[traksta15 10+ year member]

How does niacin help you pass a drug test?

Why don't you just buy a home drug test? It may not be as accurate but if you fail the home drug test, you'll know you probably won't pass the one at work.

Cranberry juice does help flush you out, they even make it in a tablet form (for urinary tract pain)

I've never smoked but I work in a pharmacy and all I can tell you is drink lots of water/cranberry juice, and take the home drug test (available at most pharmacy's)

 

[Lil Poot 5,000+ posts]

only had to pass one on short notice once, i had my dad piss in a condom for me, left it in my dash in july, tucked it under my balls, sliced it open and dumped it in. it passed, and lit up the little color strip they have right at 98 degrees. that was because my probation officer smelled weed on me when i went in for my last appointment after 12 months. go ahead and flame, i was 16 or 17 and thought i was untouchable. stupid son of a ***** apologized to me for accusing me of smoking pot.

now when i get a job, i just stop smoking for 3 or 4 weeks. i've actually heard that if you rarely smoke, it takes longer to clear your system than if you're a habitual smoker, but i dont know the validity of that.

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

Yeah, the home drug test is probably not a bad idea if you have the change to spring for one, dunno how much they are. Can you pretend you are really sick and reschedule?