Drug Test...

this is what me and my girl did to pass for our jobs. we are heavy smokers.

we had about 48-72 hours, i dont remember exactly. but as soon as we got the papers to go piss. we stopped smoking. drank at LEAST one gallon of water plus gatorade for some vitamins. you dont want your piss stripped of nutrients or they will suspect something. eat light meals and ALOT of fruit. we got teh assorted fruit bowls at out local grocery store.

then every night we got in sweat pants and a shirt with a sweater over that and ran around the block for 30-45 mins, and worked up a nasty sweat. it was about 80 degrees when we ran. i ran longer but i smoke a tad more than she. on the last day i went ahead and bought one of those $40 detox drinks, XXXGold was that name IIRC. it TELLS you on the bottle that you HAVE to do what i mentioned , excercize light meals etc., or the drink will NOT be effective.

ive read on some pot forum that some kid had probation and was drinking Certro , or Certo. its the shit they make jelly and shit with. he passed every month for a full year. i like my kidneys so id prefer my way.

it is true that if you dont smoke too often that you metabolize it slower than if you were a heavy to moderate smoker.

hope that helps someone, and i didnt type that for nothing.

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It was a test on employment, I didnt know that I was going to go in for an interview, and my friend that already works there said it was a week after his interview that he took the test, not within 24 **** hours.
So shut the **** up about oh just dont smoke if you have a test coming up. Not everyone knows it and im just trying to get this job right now and I dont want one **** up to mess up my next job.

Kthx

Edit: I just took 1000mg of some niacin but i found out its the flush free kind so that was useless.... Just on to drinking water, my test is in like 15 hours...
what? did you actually expect people to respect you for being a dumbass? grow the fuk up and be a man. if your not smart enough not to smoke when you ahve an interview you dont deserve to have a job. whats up w/ supid kids these days

 
what? did you actually expect people to respect you for being a dumbass? grow the fuk up and be a man. if your not smart enough not to smoke when you ahve an interview you dont deserve to have a job. whats up w/ supid kids these days
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