Drug Test...

[shava 10+ year member]

Alright, I didnt feel like posting in the cannibus thread and I decided to make my own, I just want re-assurance that I will pass this test.

I smoked the night of the second, not that much, just like 1 bowl. But before that it had been almost 2 months before I last did so it should of cleared out of my system by then. I found online that if you only smoke once every couple months it will stay in your system 3-5 days. Well I have to take the test tomorrow so that will make it about 4 days after I smoked. I went down to the local smoke shop and picked up some stuff thats supposed to clean out your system and its "guarenteed" to work. And the guy in front of me got it so I think its good shit, but anyway im going to go exactly by the directions so hopefully I can pass the test, I had weights today and was drinking a lot of water lately so im hoping I will pass.

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[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

not another one...

 

[dumple 5,000+ posts]

your a loser!

 

[lilmaniac2 5,000+ posts]

i hope you fail you degenerate hippy bastage.

kthxbye

 

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

the one true way that i got off yahoo answers is to either drink dog or cat piss

 

[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

Alright, I didnt feel like posting in the cannibus thread and I decided to make my own, I just want re-assurance that I will pass this test.
I smoked the night of the second, not that much, just like 1 bowl. But before that it had been almost 2 months before I last did so it should of cleared out of my system by then. I found online that if you only smoke once every couple months it will stay in your system 3-5 days. Well I have to take the test tomorrow so that will make it about 4 days after I smoked. I went down to the local smoke shop and picked up some stuff thats supposed to clean out your system and its "guarenteed" to work. And the guy in front of me got it so I think its good shit, but anyway im going to go exactly by the directions so hopefully I can pass the test, I had weights today and was drinking a lot of water lately so im hoping I will pass.

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If I may be so bold as to point you in the direction of the SEARCH button at the top of this screen...you will find it has already been discussed many times...thanks and have a nice day

 

[alxmlr789 10+ year member]

water pills from walgreens, they make you extrmely thirsty so you have drink alot and piss alot.. its not a fun time, but well worth it.

I've heard many rumors that cranberry juice rushes it out of your system.. have no idea why, but its always worked for me..

If they pull hairs your ****ed

 

[Pyro_By_Nature 5,000+ posts]

Tough situation, there's still a good chance of you failing the test.

And on another note, those system cleansers **** ***, and do not do anything.

 

[SeaKid 10+ year member]

I smoked on decmber 2nd, and 17th, then again the day before new years, but before that it had been four months. I still failed a test on the 14th of january....

I though I would pass but it all depends...

 

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

seriously no joke..cat pee does the trick

 

[SeaKid 10+ year member]

I dont know the medicine, gold bond or something?

Anyway it make you sweat a shit load, which is better then just pissing because THC stores itself in your fat. Sorry I am no help w/o the medicine but ask around and I am sure you can figure it out. It also makes you itch alot, which blows but the medicine does help......

 

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

just go in a sauna and drink cat pee

 

[SeaKid 10+ year member]

just go in a sauna and drink cat pee

Oh I forgot to mention it, but to build off of imtjnotu's comment, I heard a 60/40 blend of cat pee and old lady juice works wonders; but If you have to ask you wont be able to get it.... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/yumyum.gif.0556df42231b304b9c995aefd13928a8.gif

 

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

Oh I forgot to mention it, but to build off of imtjnotu's comment, I heard a 60/40 blend of cat pee and old lady juice works wonders; but If you have to ask you wont be able to get it.... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/yumyum.gif.0556df42231b304b9c995aefd13928a8.gif

true dat

 

[T9X 10+ year member]

I've always been told to drink a ton of cranberry juice (did it once and now I can't stop drinking the **** stuff, it's good shit). But the way I've always passed my tests is to well, not smoke for a while.