drug test experiment

[Tacosys 10+ year member]

i have a drug test tommorrow for a job. i smoked on friday...so what im doin is taking massive ammounts of crannberry pills and drinking massive ammounts of cranberry juice. i will post results later in the week. wish me luck....






ps. **** you faulkton i know your gonna start shit.

Take some niacin too. You will be fine. Just piss as often as you can until its crystal clear.

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

i know how it will reflect upon him, we've already talked about it. hes probably smoking right now..he said hes got someone to pee in a condom for him. but id rather fail a drug test then have to tape a condom full of someone elses piss to my leg.

http://www.ureasample.com/

Got a buddy that has done that for a test. But I'm right there with you, I'm not tapin somebody elses pee to my body for anything.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

And people are still giving crap advice after I've told the best way to pass a test that doesn't include using someone else's piss.

 

[wErd 5,000+ posts]

And people are still giving crap advice after I've told the best way to pass a test that doesn't include using someone else's piss.

fcuk clemson man....fcuk clemson.

 

[wErd 5,000+ posts]

alright guys, wish me luck

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

And people are still giving crap advice after I've told the best way to pass a test that doesn't include using someone else's piss.

I am a bystander to all these trying to trick your employer shennigans-- however, what TB is saying does seem to make perfect sense. When I was in the military I saw reports of samples and the creatinine (sp?) was what was measured to determine whether a sample was dilute. There may be other factors, but that is all that I recall seeing.

 

[JeepCreepin96 10+ year member]

negative, black people cant afford dank.
no offense

they also call it purp...idk why

Your dumb...if you smoke so much weed and know everything about it how do you not understand that?

...and $20 for a 1/4? lies

 

[Racerx250 10+ year member]

why is it so cool to get high? I used to smoke it up.... but why?

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

why is it so cool to get high? I used to smoke it up.... but why?

Because it makes peanut butter and jelly ego's the bestest thing in the world!

btw, when do we find out if this **** pissed hot or not?

 

[JLa Obsessed 10+ year member]

and ive failed twice with it. $50 a bottle and they taste like shit...ill pass
and that money back garantee is a scam, the number is dead and so is the website.

thats because you probably smoked the day before and then drank that right before the test am i right??? If you stay clean for 2 days or so, drink plenty of water, and take multi-vitamins, the detox will work like a charm if you use it like they tell u too on the day of the test. Worked for me and I weigh 260 and it takes awhile for fat people to thaw thc too...

 

[MyFartsStink 10+ year member]

You druggies are idiots.
The best way to pass a drug test is too start loading up on creatine starting 3-5 days before the test. Take a lot of B-complex vitamin the day before. Then drink enough water to dilute your piss. You have to be relatively clean to pass this, but the creatine will pass the specific gravity portion of the test, the b-vitamin will keep your piss yellow when you dilute it, and diluting your piss keeps the amount of drug per ml of piss to an acceptable level to pass the drug test.

lol at least someone has some good knowledge. This is the easiest and cheapest way to go. My old probation drug tests didnt test for dilution, so I just did the dilute and vitamin b trick and passed every **** one of them smoking the day before. Just has to be done right. I drink massives amount of water hours before the test, and take 10 b pills 2 hours before the test, pee alot of times before the test to clear the bladder.

Just to let yall know, THERE IS NO WAY TO CLEAN YOURSELF OF THC except time and fat burning exersise. NOTE: do not work out 1-4 days before the test, it will burn fat, and the fat has tch metabolites on it. So when you burn fat you burn thc and will make your pee have a higher concentration of thc for a couple days.

The point to pass is to lower the concentration levels of thc below the cutoff level.

 

[MyFartsStink 10+ year member]

Great website if you want to know more about how to pass a drug test. Its just like ca.com forums, but green instead of grey.

http://www.marijuana.com/urine-testing/

Also substituting your piss is always an easy way and you will know for sure its clean, You have to do it right though, like getting it to the right temp and storing it in cool places to preserve it. But theres a time limit to fresh piss. I think its 2-4 hours in room temp. A couple weeks in the fridge, and a couple years in the freezer, but to thaw it, dont put in microwave.

 

[MyFartsStink 10+ year member]

Sorry, I forgot to mention, not smoking is the easiest way to pass //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[elite08 10+ year member]

I just drink alot of water and run.

Sit in a Saunna, or take a super hot shower to open your pores...

SWEAT SWEAT SWEAT!!

Drink WATER, TEA, CRANBERRY JUICE.

Cranberry pills & aZo's are a Pluss for good measure.

Repeat.