drug test experiment

You druggies are idiots.

The best way to pass a drug test is too start loading up on creatine starting 3-5 days before the test. Take a lot of B-complex vitamin the day before. Then drink enough water to dilute your piss. You have to be relatively clean to pass this, but the creatine will pass the specific gravity portion of the test, the b-vitamin will keep your piss yellow when you dilute it, and diluting your piss keeps the amount of drug per ml of piss to an acceptable level to pass the drug test.

 
You druggies are idiots.
The best way to pass a drug test is too start loading up on creatine starting 3-5 days before the test. Take a lot of B-complex vitamin the day before. Then drink enough water to dilute your piss. You have to be relatively clean to pass this, but the creatine will pass the specific gravity portion of the test, the b-vitamin will keep your piss yellow when you dilute it, and diluting your piss keeps the amount of drug per ml of piss to an acceptable level to pass the drug test.
i was just about to say dont they reject diluted piss but saw the vitamin b.

 
If your applying for jobs...stop smoking weed. If you get randoms and you knew one was coming...stop smoking weed. If you don't have a job, you can't buy more weed...
you dont understand my situation, a buddy is gettin me a shoe-in with his company, i could go work at 4-5 other places with no drug tests and make a dollar less an hour. so if i fail this test its not like im up shitcreek. ill be fine. plus i got old money //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 
you dont understand my situation, a buddy is gettin me a shoe-in with his company, i could go work at 4-5 other places with no drug tests and make a dollar less an hour. so if i fail this test its not like im up shitcreek. ill be fine. plus i got old money //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif
So your buddy recommended you, how will that reflect on your buddy at work if you piss hot?

 
lol i was just messin anyways.
what exactly is dank?
theres basically 3 grades of weed.

starting at the bottom theres reg's, reggie, tastes like shit, smokes like shit, but its cheap, and gets most ppl high

then theres mid's i dont think i need to explain. its better than regs but its still not dank

dank is the shit you see in High Times. covered in crystals and hairs and all that good stuff. smells great, smokes better. more uplifting high. and alot more expensive.

 
So your buddy recommended you, how will that reflect on your buddy at work if you piss hot?
who are you? my mom? he dont care, he smokes too. more people in this world smoke weed than you think. the guy that hires me probably smokes, they test for insurance purposes, not b/c ppl that smoke are bad workers.

 
theres basically 3 grades of weed.
starting at the bottom theres reg's, reggie, tastes like shit, smokes like shit, but its cheap, and gets most ppl high

then theres mid's i dont think i need to explain. its better than regs but its still not dank

dank is the shit you see in High Times. covered in crystals and hairs and all that good stuff. smells great, smokes better. more uplifting high. and alot more expensive.
how much more expensive?

 
I smoked daily and passed with flying colors on the GNC stuff, it was about 9 years ago though and it was not a bottle it was like a box with a thing of pills you pop out the other side.

Since then I quit being a moron and if I have to pass a drug test I just quit smoking for a while.

 
who are you? my mom? he dont care, he smokes too. more people in this world smoke weed than you think. the guy that hires me probably smokes, they test for insurance purposes, not b/c ppl that smoke are bad workers.
Not trying to be your mom. I know that tons of people smoke weed, I also know what looks good to a business and what doesn't though //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

Guess it all depends on the business and who is running the hire/tests

 
Not trying to be your mom. I know that tons of people smoke weed, I also know what looks good to a business and what doesn't though //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif
Guess it all depends on the business and who is running the hire/tests
i know how it will reflect upon him, we've already talked about it. hes probably smoking right now..he said hes got someone to pee in a condom for him. but id rather fail a drug test then have to tape a condom full of someone elses piss to my leg.

which reminds me when i was a manager at a ford dealership i had to send people to clinics to get drug tested and i helped one of my employees tape a rubber to the inside of his leg.

 
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