I will do one

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

As most of you guys know, i pay for hookers all the time but i never actually bang them. So my new years resolution is to follow thru and actually bang one of these ugly skanks. Is there any tips availible for a first time hooker humper? anal? ATM? Cleveland Steamer?

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[tEh koRnDog 5,000+ posts]

Wear a rubber.

 

[Thieroff 10+ year member]

As most of you guys know, i pay for hookers all the time but i never actually bang them. So my new years resolution is to follow thru and actually bang one of these ugly skanks. Is there any tips availible for a first time hooker humper? anal? ATM? Cleveland Steamer?

Explain this one to me.

CT

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

Wear a rubber.

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[Idealrealist 10+ year member]

I will stop reading these threads.

Chili dog by the way.

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[hoss 5,000+ posts]

Wear a rubber.

hell no.

get good and drunk, drunk enough to where you cant technically tell if its a woman. then bare back that thing. make sure you kill the hooker when you are done, otherwise you arent doing it right.

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

Explain this one to me.

CT

welll, it usually happens like this......i'm sitting at the local seedy dimly lit bar, sipping on house brand tequila. A hooker slids up on the stool next to me, asks me if i'm looking for a date. I slur yes, we go to the flop house around the corner, we lay on the bed and i just slap my **** against the soiled sheets for awhile. We talk about rollbacks at the local wally world, i pay her, she leaves, i go home to my wife and kids.

 

[rollerdj 10+ year member]

donkey punch FTMFW

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

wear a rubber then when you *** tell the hooker this condom full of semen was what she is.

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

wear a rubber then when you *** tell the hooker this condom full of semen was what she is.

they like that?

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

alabama hot pocket

 

[rollerdj 10+ year member]

supaman dat hoe

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

smoke some jane (be sure to inhale), then drink much alcohol (be sure to swallow), and then take her home and make her cook some cornbread.

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

they like that?

just shows what she accomplished.

 

[Steelemayne 10+ year member]

im thinkn....buy one for ur son