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[norcrawler 10+ year member]

I usually don't poop during *** but one time I did poop. It fell out of my butt into her ****** and she was like wtf was that. I was about to make up a brilliant lie but instead I accidentally sneezed and blew boogers in her face.

omg thats going in my sig.

LMFAO

 

[1rockford1 5,000+ posts]

It wasn't an alabama hotpocket, it was an accident. I would never intentionally poop in her ****** but it was pretty much her fault. I kept farting in bed and anyone with common sense knows that excessive farting means that your body is just trying to release pressure to make room for the poop that needs to be let out. I said, "No baby we can't get our bone on, I have to make poopy." She ignored me and I was like whatever.. I'll just hold it in. That didn't work at all. After I pooped in her ****** and sneezed boogers in her face I convinced her to get in the shower with me. She still didn't know there was poop in her ******. I told her my detachable penis had just fallen off and i could get it out for her in the shower. She didn't notice the boogers in her face because she was wearing my motorcycle helmet. She thinks it's kinky. Whatever. I wiped off the face shield and douched her myself in the shower and it was like nothing every happened.

huh .... i mean bro thats my kind of fun i really thought i was the only one that got down like that. Would she be cool with a little tag team action?

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

It wasn't an alabama hotpocket, it was an accident. I would never intentionally poop in her ****** but it was pretty much her fault. I kept farting in bed and anyone with common sense knows that excessive farting means that your body is just trying to release pressure to make room for the poop that needs to be let out. I said, "No baby we can't get our bone on, I have to make poopy." She ignored me and I was like whatever.. I'll just hold it in. That didn't work at all. After I pooped in her ****** and sneezed boogers in her face I convinced her to get in the shower with me. She still didn't know there was poop in her ******. I told her my detachable penis had just fallen off and i could get it out for her in the shower. She didn't notice the boogers in her face because she was wearing my motorcycle helmet. She thinks it's kinky. Whatever. I wiped off the face shield and douched her myself in the shower and it was like nothing every happened.

You just made my night. Thanks

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

huh .... i mean bro thats my kind of fun i really thought i was the only one that got down like that. Would she be cool with a little tag team action?

She's moved to Tampa to get her masters in urban development.

 

[norcrawler 10+ year member]

hahah omg,thats funny shit

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

You just made my night. Thanks

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It was the 28th worst night of my life

 

[1rockford1 5,000+ posts]

She's moved to Tampa to get her masters in urban development.

Well i might be moving to Fl this summer i might have to hit her up. I might have helmet she can wear

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

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[1rockford1 5,000+ posts]

ahhahahahahahah

 

[pilotbear 10+ year member]

i think pilotbear was real till she was run off.....

this is news to me. i'm here. and real. just haven't been on too much lately. i'll post more when i get my build started. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[DriftGirl 10+ year member]

the second and third pic in the last post ^ looks like the federal way car toys tent sale? i was there

Yup, thats the one! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

Welcome Emerald...sick cars.... Is Alphasonik still your choice of brand though ?
That SC400 is super nice...and props to ya for your own work. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

Thank you They were my full sponsor and I was 100% loyal. I knew they had a great name in the past and wanted to help bring it back to the forefront. I hear that the building is now "empty", employees are now elsewhere...and the new owner will be bringing in parts from China. Such a sad end.

I'm now looking at other "stable" car Audio brands

so OP, what happened to the M3? or was it an M6 that you used to run away from the cops? Or maybe an m5. Damn, now i have to pull out that magazine to check.

Its an 8 //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif I think every cop in the state was "on the lookout" after that article.LoL!!!

trust me, Its never a good thing when you go to court and the judge calls you "aka DriftGirl" //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

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oh, and in my defense (for the police who may be reading) I didnt "run", I passed by (who I thought could've been) an officer, at an unknown speed on a highway. I do not know if he/she attempted to pull me over, because I never saw him/her pull out or turn on their lights. I must not have been going as fast as the article stated. I am a lawful and now professionally trained stunt/precision driver, who would not break the rules of the road.

 

[pr-festiva 10+ year member]

my wife is from davao city, you got some nice rides and much respect for doing your own work

 

[BLACKonBLACK98 10+ year member]

ahhh man... i'm not even gonna bother reading this thread. hate to see it happen to ya em.

for those who don't know dg is a force in the import industry. no fake here.

 

[James Bang 5,000+ posts]

cool beans. I don't think car audio and drifting/racing goes together well.

 

[James Bang 5,000+ posts]

It would be hot if driftgirl could cook up some bomb lumpia.