I usually don't poop during *** but one time I did poop. It fell out of my butt into her ****** and she was like wtf was that. I was about to make up a brilliant lie but instead I accidentally sneezed and blew boogers in her face.I'd be careful. You never know......something else could slide in.
You sir are my hero... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/veryhappy.gif.fec4fed33b4a1279cf10bdd45a039dae.gifI usually don't poop during *** but one time I did poop. It fell out of my butt into her ****** and she was like wtf was that. I was about to make up a brilliant lie but instead I accidentally sneezed and blew boogers in her face.
alabama hotpocket?I usually don't poop during *** but one time I did poop. It fell out of my butt into her ****** and she was like wtf was that. I was about to make up a brilliant lie but instead I accidentally sneezed and blew boogers in her face.
It wasn't an alabama hotpocket, it was an accident. I would never intentionally poop in her ****** but it was pretty much her fault. I kept farting in bed and anyone with common sense knows that excessive farting means that your body is just trying to release pressure to make room for the poop that needs to be let out. I said, "No baby we can't get our bone on, I have to make poopy." She ignored me and I was like whatever.. I'll just hold it in. That didn't work at all. After I pooped in her ****** and sneezed boogers in her face I convinced her to get in the shower with me. She still didn't know there was poop in her ******. I told her my detachable penis had just fallen off and i could get it out for her in the shower. She didn't notice the boogers in her face because she was wearing my motorcycle helmet. She thinks it's kinky. Whatever. I wiped off the face shield and douched her myself in the shower and it was like nothing every happened.I heard about one of those i have yet to try that out.