Do NOT buy SKAR Audio

This is how kevin brings new products to the market:

kevin calls china build house aka sweatshop.....

china: "herrow prease, we are chinese peparrr bing bong ching chong"

kevin: "yes hi my name is kevin, I run that super shady business, skar audio, I asked for extra lead and defective products with my last order"

china: "oh yes yes mr kevin how may I herp you"

kevin: "I need you to make something super cheap, something that is built really poorly so I can stamp my logo on it and sell it at 100x markup"

china: "yes yes we do that, do you want it to be make from aborted chinese babies or the usuar read and radiation?"

kevin: "well my sales have been down recently, I don't understand what I'm doing wrong, I act like an asshat on forums and sell an inferior product, I need something that will sell like crack rocks on the corner of crenshaw and adams."

china: "ok mr kevin, we will use toddrer rabor this time and we can use the usuar read and we will add in some diseases and aborted baby fetuses so rower the product cost so you make more monies, just stamp a rot of those skar rogos on it and you will be arr good."

kevin: daddy always said I was his special boy
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This is how kevin brings new products to the market:
kevin calls china build house aka sweatshop.....

china: "herrow prease, we are chinese peparrr bing bong ching chong"

kevin: "yes hi my name is kevin, I run that super shady business, skar audio, I asked for extra lead and defective products with my last order"

china: "oh yes yes mr kevin how may I herp you"

kevin: "I need you to make something super cheap, something that is built really poorly so I can stamp my logo on it and sell it at 100x markup"

china: "yes yes we do that, do you want it to be make from aborted chinese babies or the usuar read and radiation?"

kevin: "well my sales have been down recently, I don't understand what I'm doing wrong, I act like an asshat on forums and sell an inferior product, I need something that will sell like crack rocks on the corner of crenshaw and adams."

china: "ok mr kevin, we will use toddrer rabor this time and we can use the usuar read and we will add in some diseases and aborted baby fetuses so rower the product cost so you make more monies, just stamp a rot of those skar rogos on it and you will be arr good."

kevin: daddy always said I was his special boy
meme_happy_010_by_sofidesiings-d4yfc0r.png
China: Can I takya orda pwease.

 
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