Dipstick from Auto Zone

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

I put this in the lounge because besides the fact that I'm at autozone and buying car cleaning stuff, it has nothing to do with cars, just a dumbfvck that works there //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/up2something.gif.dd110ecf3ae4b76050d87598f2f8de7c.gif

Well I stopped by autozone today to buy a clay bar, and the Meguiars 3 step detail kit, but of course I was blessed with an employee trying to help me out, when I told him I was just looking //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

So he notices me with the clay bar and he asked me what year model the car is that I'm going to use it on, so I said it's a 02. Then he tells me that the car is too old for a clay bar and it wouldn't do it any good because a clay bar is only good for cars that are a year or less old. Followed by a Clay Bar only does bad things to your paint it wouldn't help it out any, I don't even know why the store carries them. So a couple minutes pass and he comes back over to the aisle I'm on and looks at me crazy when I start pulling the Meguiars stuff off the shelf. I asked him why he was looking at me like that and he told me that all Meguiars products are cheap and only cause swirl marks on your paint //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/uhoh.gif.c07307dd22ee7e63e22fc8e9c614d1fd.gif He tells me I should try some good ol' turtle wax because that is what all the people use for when they go to shows. So about this time I feel as if I'm at Circuit City buying car audio. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif So after his crazy comment, the @ssclown has to go check somebody out, so I'm free from his stupidity for the time being. So during my "free time" in the store I picked up some applicator pads, microfiber towels, and some terry cloth. So I get lucky and he is the one checking me out and tells me that I should just go to walmart and buy some t-shirts to save some money instead of buying the applicator pads, towels, and cloth. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/waycrazy.gif.f4a380c3f94043939fd369defd9e6be2.gif

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[InhumanAcura 5,000+ posts]

wow, that made my friday...seriously, i could die right now and be content w/ my existance

*has massive coronary*

 

[stones 10+ year member]

He was flirting with you //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif .

 

[InhumanAcura 5,000+ posts]

thats some funny shit...

were either of your collars popped??...would explain the whole story

 

[cjjackson85 5,000+ posts]

I agree with him... whole-heartedly...

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

Popped collars=teh ghey! Trust fund babies, frat boys, and rump rangers all have their **** collars popped when they where a polo shirt....fvckin elvis wannabe's.

 

[Nukedsodapop 5,000+ posts]

Are you saying Elvis= Teh Ghey?

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

Lol...No I'm not saying elvis=t3h gh3y

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

no, he was just queer.

 

[Classick96 10+ year member]

lol...did you happen to see this guys car? To see if it hard swirls...or if he kept care of it at all?

 

[SteelWheel 10+ year member]

Yeah, go back to the store and stalk him. Find out everything that you can about him. Report back to us in a week. We will tell you what to do. Needless to say, I don't think you should allow this type of behavior to just slide.

 

[Shyne151 10+ year member]

I resent that Circuit City comment! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[Classick96 10+ year member]

beat him with a stick!