Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

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What kind of dog? (Not that it matters, dog fvcking is dog fvcking after all).

On a similar note of screwing with random I have been tempted lately to start talking while waiting in line as if I am having a cell convo -- with no bluetooth.

oooooh k.

and eugenics, why are you buying lube?

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

oooooh k.


and eugenics, why are you buying lube?

Because he is a considerate and gentle lover.

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

It happens.
At least I know how many people I have been with. My good friend does not know. It is over 20something....closer to 30something.

I know of a girl who has been with 32guys by last count. My buddy said she didn't smell that great downstairs. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif Plus he's been with over 40 girls himself, half of them were decent, but he went porkin' a lot when he first got out of High School. lol

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

ahhaaa

just use astroglide

we dont like water based lube. my puppy is alergic to it.

no sir
no Catholic blood in me

no blood, but plenty of....

faith.

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What kind of dog? (Not that it matters, dog fvcking is dog fvcking after all).

On a similar note of screwing with random I have been tempted lately to start talking while waiting in line as if I am having a cell convo -- with no bluetooth.

yorkee. i'm seriously thinking about buying her a muzzle today before i go into pricillas.

on a similar note, i used to walk around with ipod earphones in.... but no ipod. i have been known to go to very far lengths to avoid people i dont want to talk to. did that every time i walked around campus.

I lost my virginity the summer before HS. Kinda late compared to my brother, he says that dad got to him much sooner.

Technically he isn't damaged goods. No vaginal penetration.

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

I lost my virginity the summer before HS. Kinda late compared to my brother, he says that dad got to him much sooner.

that's hawt

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Because he is a considerate and gentle lover.

oh.

I know of a girl who has been with 32guys by last count. My buddy said she didn't smell that great downstairs. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif Plus he's been with over 40 girls himself, half of them were decent, but he went porkin' a lot when he first got out of High School. lol

as long as she aint got no diseases, fuck it.

on a similar note, i used to walk around with ipod earphones in.... but no ipod. i have been known to go to very far lengths to avoid people i dont want to talk to. did that every time i walked around campus.

weird

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

im so freakn bored today....my boss left for the day so now I dont even have to pretend that Im doing work....but im at the end of the interwebz and im afraid if I start trolling ebay that i'll buy some shit.

what should I do? I already filled out 30 job applications while I was sitting here this morning //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

i have never had ***:fyi:, closet i've been to havin it was when i was gettin this private dance in the vip room at a strip club by this hot chick and she shoved her ***** near my face, she smelt like strawberries

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

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What kind of dog? (Not that it matters, dog fvcking is dog fvcking after all).

On a similar note of screwing with random I have been tempted lately to start talking while waiting in line as if I am having a cell convo -- with no bluetooth.

Not true. Some like to bite back.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

I lost my virginity the summer before HS. Kinda late compared to my brother, he says that dad got to him much sooner.

Bwahahahahahahahahahaaa

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

I hate dots.

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

Bwahahahahahahahahahaaa

hahahahahahahahaha 2x!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

I hate dots.

WTF

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Their texture is just so gross. I pretty much hate all hard gummy shit.

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

Their texture is just so gross. I pretty much hate all hard gummy shit.

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jk