Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

It is very important to some women to remain technical virgins for as long as they can.

Ahhahahhah, high school. B!tches be giving out BJ's to protect their virginity.

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

Ahhahahhah, high school. B!tches be giving out BJ's to protect their virginity.

we only got hand jobs......with no lube or even spit......just the cold bare hands grinding against your woody

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

I recieved BJs to protect my virginity....what a misdirected concept.
Plus, after HS. Girls were much less satisfied with such a lopsided transaction.

They change after they have received direct clitoral stimulation.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

we only got hand jobs......with no lube or even spit......just the cold bare hands grinding against your woody

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[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

girls at my school definitely put out. twas nice.

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

we're talking about back in the 2nd Grade aren't we?

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

girls at my school definitely put out. twas nice.

Hell, I thought most did at some point before graduation. Hell, I bet even Dev got his d!ck wet in HS.

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

we only got hand jobs......with no lube or even spit......just the cold bare hands grinding against your woody

I had a girl do that to me once and I said, "yeah you're gonna have to stop because I can do this about 20 times better myself."

Then she got all pissed.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

we're talking about back in the 2nd Grade aren't we?

Did you go to a Catholic school? We are talking about girls, not priests.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Hell, I thought most did at some point before graduation. Hell, I bet even Dev got his d!ck wet in HS.

Those locker rooms get crazy sometimes.

Anyway, i'm taking my puppy to hays with me this weekend since i'm visiting the ball and chain. But before i leave, i have to stop by pricillas. I'm thinking about taking my dog in while i buy lube to make it especially awkward for the person working there.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Well that was what my friend was for....
I thought *** was supposed to be special.

Anyone could get laid, but not all of us wanted to.

If she cleaned it up with her tounge when she was done, you would think differently.

I sure did.

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

Did you go to a Catholic school? We are talking about girls, not priests.

no sir

no Catholic blood in me

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

oh werd

werd

Hell, I thought most did at some point before graduation. Hell, I bet even Dev got his d!ck wet in HS.

Before HS. Which is probly why I'm a fucked up individual.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Those locker rooms get crazy sometimes.
Anyway, i'm taking my puppy to hays with me this weekend since i'm visiting the ball and chain. But before i leave, i have to stop by pricillas. I'm thinking about taking my dog in while i buy lube to make it especially awkward for the person working there.

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What kind of dog? (Not that it matters, dog fvcking is dog fvcking after all).

On a similar note of screwing with random I have been tempted lately to start talking while waiting in line as if I am having a cell convo -- with no bluetooth.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Before HS. Which is probly why I'm a fucked up individual.

I lost my virginity the summer before HS. Kinda late compared to my brother, he says that dad got to him much sooner.