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[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Yeah, he is "Christian"...Rather than argue with his religious beliefs, I just let it go. If he was just some ****ing dork (which he is anyways), I would have had my boot laced up by now.

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

Yeah, he is "Christian"...Rather than argue with his religious beliefs, I just let it go. If he was just some ****ing dork (which he is anyways), I would have had my boot laced up by now.

That seriously sucks...

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

Yeah, he is "Christian"...Rather than argue with his religious beliefs, I just let it go. If he was just some ****ing dork (which he is anyways), I would have had my boot laced up by now.

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

I love his tooth...

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. I'm gonna put my foot so far up your ***, the water on my knee will quench your thirst.

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

Yeah, he is "Christian"...Rather than argue with his religious beliefs, I just let it go. If he was just some ****ing dork (which he is anyways), I would have had my boot laced up by now.

eh I wouldn't bother with it either then.

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. I'm gonna put my foot so far up your ***, the water on my knee will quench your thirst.

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[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

One of the best movies ever.

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. I'm gonna put my foot so far up your ***, the water on my knee will quench your thirst.

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Classic... Instant movie classic...

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

Major Payne: You like the way I handled them white folks back there?

Cadet Williams: Yeah.

Major Payne: You like a black man to handle things?

Cadet Williams: Malcolm X.

Major Payne: Let me tell you something... I AM NOT YOUR **** BROTHER!

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

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Classic... Instant movie classic...

Major Benson Winifred Payne Jr!!!1 I love that movie. I saw it on USA not too long ago

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

or this part, //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

Major Benson Winifred Payne: [Payne has just been informed that the USMC has run out of battles for him to fight, AND has passed him over for promotion to Lieutenant Colonel] General, are you telling me that nowhere in the military is there any longer a job for trained human weapons of destruction such as myself?

Gen. Decker: Most blood is now shed in the halls of Congress, Payne. Guys like us are becoming dinosaurs.

Major Benson Winifred Payne: General, surely there must be SOMEBODY left who needs some killing, or some killing done for them.

Gen. Decker: Sorry, Major. There's nobody left. You've killed them all.

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

Want me to give you something to take your mind off that pain boy?

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

Major Payne: What's your damage, muscle head? You stupid? You ignorant or are you just plain old deaf?

Woliger: Actually, sir, he is deaf.

Major Payne: Oh, thank you now drop down and give me 25 more for speaking out of line!

[back to Fox]

Major Payne: I'm sorry, Mr. Handicapped Man. I did not mean to offend you. Do you understand sign language? Can you read lips? Well if you don't answer me when I speak to you, I'm gonna put my foot in your ***, is that clear dummy?

Cadet Fox: Sir, yes sir!

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

Major Benson Winifred Payne Jr!!!1 I love that movie. I saw it on USA not too long ago

They used to play it on there rather often...

But I don't see it as much as I used to...