Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

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Major Payne: What's your damage, muscle head? You stupid? You ignorant or are you just plain old deaf? Woliger: Actually, sir, he is deaf.

Major Payne: Oh, thank you now drop down and give me 25 more for speaking out of line!

[back to Fox]

Major Payne: I'm sorry, Mr. Handicapped Man. I did not mean to offend you. Do you understand sign language? Can you read lips? Well if you don't answer me when I speak to you, I'm gonna put my foot in your ***, is that clear dummy?

Cadet Fox: Sir, yes sir!
oh yeah I forgot about that part. How he says, "I'm sorry Mr. Handicapped man." is funny.

 
My friend is very crunk. When he broke up with one girl (2 years ago) he asked me what to do to get rid of her, I said cut off all contact. He said How she has my number. I told him to change his number. He does it. He is like dam thats the shit. since then he has done this 3 times with 3 girls //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif and the most recent breakup he had to change his number twice. I had to laugh at that one. He said "*****es at my job gave her my number, so I got another new one". he said its the best shit ever. This was today.

So thats my story.

 
welp, I gtg again. Lady friend is coming over //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/suave.gif.858fc102f7646e678ee8af7e1fbc41d1.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/thumbsup.gif.3287b36ca96645a13a43aff531f37f02.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/angel.gif.fa7795fff6653f4381ba158c55a48b74.gif

 
welp, I gtg again. Lady friend is coming over //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/suave.gif.858fc102f7646e678ee8af7e1fbc41d1.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/thumbsup.gif.3287b36ca96645a13a43aff531f37f02.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/angel.gif.fa7795fff6653f4381ba158c55a48b74.gif
Getting some tail?

And pics of her?

 
welp, I gtg again. Lady friend is coming over //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/suave.gif.858fc102f7646e678ee8af7e1fbc41d1.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/thumbsup.gif.3287b36ca96645a13a43aff531f37f02.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/angel.gif.fa7795fff6653f4381ba158c55a48b74.gif
The one from the pm's by any chance? If so, I want more pics //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 
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