Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Thats rather interesting/confusing.

I have no idea what I'm doing tonight. I'll prob hit up a few friends parties and say my goodbyes since I'm moving in 2 days. Hopefully I can find something relatively fun to get into though.

Parties..hmmz..

What I cannot understand is why I have not heard of any parties? Town has noticeably gotten a lot more crowded the past two days with students coming back in. Yet I know of no parties, no parties on facebook, or anything. Everyone just seems to want to go to the bar. I much prefer a party.

And you moving? News to me. Where ya going and why?

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Guys, i have drank literally hundreds of beers.

hah.

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

Only thing I have had on that list is 151, and it has been the entrance into many wild and crazy nights.
151 has made me do some stupid shit. I always used to take a shot at "last call". The shot would be enough to make what happened after the bar closed fuzzy the next morning. 151= kryptonite to me

I invest too much time into hunting. Considering I already have my limit of bucks, and killed a buck bigger than most people who hunt MS will kill in their lifetime, I have no reason to care about hunting. However, it is an obsession.

Thus I am drinking than going to sleep early instead of getting drunk, having a great time partying, and celebrating the new year.

What are your plans?

The 25 I drank was over a LONG period of time. Started at like 4:00 in the afternoon and ended at like 3:00 in the morning. Just a little over 2 beers an hour.

I paced myself well that night.

Wait 8 more months until I am 21, plz? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

Most of that is vodka, and too me, vodka is vodka. Triple sec and 43 is good though. And the Abita Golden Harvest tastes just like their Amber, except it is a little sweeter.

Yeah, I drank those 25 in a mater of maybe 2-3 hours lol

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Yeah, we will have the good timez.
I think I will just wait a while and go see if there are drunks at the poker tables later.

I can teach you a lot in 30 minutes or so.

Trip will be made then.

I bet drunks are easy targets @ the poker table, eh?

My bro got me into playing online poker a lot when I was a senior on high school. He got pissed cause in just 2 weeks I had won more tournaments than he had in a month.

he thought he was good till my dad have him $300 on his birthday in pokerchips. He lost it all to an old woman and a young asian in Philidelphia. lawl.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Parties..hmmz..
What I cannot understand is why I have not heard of any parties? Town has noticeably gotten a lot more crowded the past two days with students coming back in. Yet I know of no parties, no parties on facebook, or anything. Everyone just seems to want to go to the bar. I much prefer a party.

And you moving? News to me. Where ya going and why?

I'm moving to Richmond Virginia. My roomate and I were supposed to be movin up there to chll and go 2 VCU with another one of our friends. But, I wont be able to attend school so I'll just be working and living there.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Watching HGTV, they're doing all these amazing tricks to fix up your house on a budget in these peoples home. They just mentioned that the couple is selling the house for 799,990... wtf!?!

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Guys, i have drank literally hundreds of beers.

Over the course of your lifetime, duh!

Most of that is vodka, and too me, vodka is vodka.
Yeah, I drank those 25 in a mater of maybe 2-3 hours lol

x2 on the first statement. i thought i was baller back when I bought grey goose and absolut. I haven't bought a bottle of neither in over a year. Aristocrat FTW!

That would make a huge difference. I remember one night last Spring I drank like 13 coors in 2 1/2 hours and I was so drunk I didn't hardly remember going to the bar.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

I'm moving to Richmond Virginia. My roomate and I were supposed to be movin up there to chll and go 2 VCU with another one of our friends. But, I wont be able to attend school so I'll just be working and living there.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

Be careful, one of your friends might up and leave without you. Thats what happened with me and the lady.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Be careful, one of your friends might up and leave without you. Thats what happened with me and the lady.

Its true. But I doubt it. Heck if they leave I'll just come back home.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I'm moving to Richmond Virginia. My roomate and I were supposed to be movin up there to chll and go 2 VCU with another one of our friends. But, I wont be able to attend school so I'll just be working and living there.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif shows negativity. Lets work on that. One question though..Why won't your parents help you out? You already stated they make too much for you to qualify for financial aid.

Watching HGTV, they're doing all these amazing tricks to fix up your house on a budget in these peoples home. They just mentioned that the couple is selling the house for 799,990... wtf!?!

Their rich bish!

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Epic success!

I had just texted teh ***** to get me beer since I am on my last one. When I pulled the box out of the fridge I saw a can. Pulled it out and it was a 24oz Coors Light! Like a gift from heaven. I don't have to hang out with her, and I have enough beer to last me til bed time. Sweet.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif shows negativity. Lets work on that. One question though..Why won't your parents help you out? You already stated they make too much for you to qualify for financial aid.

Lmao, i had to use the //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif. I have no other way of showing that particular emotion, I guess its meant to be somewhat negative. Its not like I like the fact that I have to work while my roomate gets 600+ bucks a month and all his bills paid for by his parents. lol.

And, my parents wont help me out because they cant. They dont have that much money and have their own bills. They make just above the criteria. I'll be appreciative of any small amount of money that they send my way though.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

Pics or BS

You not me

Not me. I am on meth.

Pics of BS

UPDATE

So far I have messed up 3 times as you can see. I almost one the whole up.

If I drank that much in 2 hours, all the speakers in my house would be blown

Me and James will come gamble.
I need to learn how to play poker first though.

No skill is involved, even WhoSay wins every now and then

Guys, i have drank literally hundreds of beers.

3 billions

I've already gotten an intense boner and haven't even left the house yet. Gonna be a good night.

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

I've already gotten an intense boner and haven't even left the house yet. Gonna be a good night.

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[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

hoorah!