Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

lol @ my link. ish is crazy.

I am totally getting drunk while looking at a huge jailbait thread. I honestly am pissed at myself for being a fat nobody in middle school/early high school. All people knew me as was the smart oompa loompa looking kid. FK!

That will teach you. When you breed, don;t make a fatty.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

That will teach you. When you breed, don;t make a fatty.

x2. My kill will be on a workout plan when he is 12.

BUZZED AS A MOFO. Time to go play in public with the feckholes.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd call you drunk by your posting.

What are you doing tonight anyway?

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

I lost my septum plug in my sleep //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I lost my septum plug in my sleep //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

Look in your bed?

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

x2. My kill will be on a workout plan when he is 12.

I'd call you drunk by your posting.

What are you doing tonight anyway?

I have one moar pixor to post and then I will put on my fit and go to THE party. I plan on getting my nut off at midnight. You?

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I have one moar pixor to post and then I will put on my fit and go to THE party. I plan on getting my nut off at midnight. You?

I'm going to drink the 3 beers I have left, get a shower, and if noone calls me with anything I am going to bed. Friends are coming back in town but noone knows of any partiez. I am not going to the bar since my room mate got my ID taken up and I can't get in as 21 anymore //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

Good luck with the nut.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

I am being a DD and then sleeping.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

I'm going to drink the 3 beers I have left, get a shower, and if noone calls me with anything I am going to bed. Friends are coming back in town but noone knows of any partiez. I am not going to the bar since my room mate got my ID taken up and I can't get in as 21 anymore //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif
Good luck with the nut.

Make your own party fsker. You have a house.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I am being a DD and then sleeping.

I have only DD'd three times in the past year that I can remember.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

Last one you get.

Time for me to go get ma grooooove on.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Make your own party fsker. You have a house.

Little too late to make a party now. If my room mate was here I am sure we could get enough people for a party..The few real parties we have always have kegs too..

next keg party will be superbowl. was fun as hell last year.

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

Look in your bed?

I lost it in the car earlier when I was sleeping. Went to go look for it, and it's no where to be found.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

So, last night at the casino my friend is standing about three poker tables away from where I am sitting. He is talking to me in a loud voice. I declare in an equally loud voice that "I think I will go to the bathroom."

He immediately responds that he " will be there in a second to give it a shake or two."

The poker manager is walking by me and she comments, "he is so crude."

I tell her, "you really should kick his *** out."

She says, "I don't know how I can, this is the best I have ever seen him behave."

LOL, he really can be obnoxious, but funny as hell.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I lost it in the car earlier when I was sleeping. Went to go look for it, and it's no where to be found.

On the way back from the kayak trip?

So, last night at the casino my friend is standing about three poker tables away from where I am sitting. He is talking to me in a loud voice. I declare in an equally loud voice that "I think I will go to the bathroom."
He immediately responds that he " will be there in a second to give it a shake or two."

The poker manager is walking by me and she comments, "he is so crude."

I tell her, "you really should kick his *** out."

She says, "I don't know how I can, this is the best I have ever seen him behave."

LOL, he really can be obnoxious, but funny as hell.

Sounds like ya'll have a blast at the Casino. Would you troll me if I came?

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Last one you get.
Time for me to go get ma grooooove on.

17 beers! lol.

I'd be HAMMMMMEEEEEEERRRRRRREEEEEEEEEDDDDDD!

Guess we are not all pros like you.

I'd definitely get my groove on after 17.

Whose driving you?